Mysterious mushroom cloud sparks World War III panic as 'nuclear' images are taken in Russia

The mass cloud was spotted and shot by amateur photographers - the images have gone viral online
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Scientists genetically modify female fish to produce working sperm in their own ovaries

Knocking out just a single gene in Japanese rice fish makes otherwise female fish produce sperm. Not only that, but the sperm is produced in the ovaries, and more impressive still, the sperm is perfectly...
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Man calls police after 3-hour standoff with his angry cat

STAMFORD--Maybe she was just being protective of her babies! A Stamford man called police recently after he was unable to enter his home. His cat had a baby the night before, and got extremely agre...
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From Monday, Zimbabweans can exchange bank accounts of up to 175 quadrillion (175,000,000,000,000,000) Zimbabwean dollars for five US dollars

Zimbabwe is withdrawing its local currency from circulation, formalising a multi-currency system introduced at the height of hyper-inflation.
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RIP Gandalf: Twitter mourns the death of Ian McKellen, after confusing him for Christopher Lee

Harry Potter 'fans' have taken to Twitter to mourn the death of Ian McKellen, AKA Gandalf, after confusing him for Sir Christopher Lee, who passed away on Sunday. McKellen played the Good Wizard i
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It’s the sausage/doughnut hybrid you never even knew you wanted. That’s a sausage filled with jam, and it’s called a Dausage

When a sausage has sex with a raspberry jam doughnut.
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Millions of 'exploding' yellow spiders invade Britain

The harmless spiders stand out thanks to their yellow backs and large numbers in clusters
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Malaysia blames tourists for causing earthquake with their nudity

Malaysian authorities have arrested a British woman after blaming her and a group of naked tourists for a tragic earthquake that struck the region and killed eighteen people. Locals suggested the c
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Newspaper celebrates baseball's first amphibious pitcher in 20 years

Nailed it.
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Man sues woman on TV for staring at him through his TV ‘with her big eyes’

She DOES have quite large eyes, to be fair
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Jeremy Kyle lie detector test proves that the supernatural and ghosts are real

Did the Jeremy Kyle Show just confirm the existence of the other side?!
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Toronto will soon host a disabled-access orgy for the disabled and non-disabled alike.. Entry costs $20 each - but support workers get in free

'A wheelchair can become just a big sex toy,' said Andrew Morrison-Gurza.
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Breast milk soap is a thing - just send $40 with breast milk and 5 weeks later you get to wash yourself with yourself

Not just your average bar of soap.
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Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty arrested after fighting in Times Square

The claws came out when Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty got into a fight in Times Square Thursday, police said.
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School teacher probed after telling children to take selfies with parent's sex toys as Math homework

A California math teacher told his students to take selfies with their parents' sex toys, parents say.
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The Dracula vajacial is a thing and involves getting your own blood injected into your vagina to tighten it for £800

Of course they are.
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6-hour search for swimmer involving helicopters, police and U.S Coast Guard ends with the rescue of a pink balloon

Marine units from the Milford and West Haven police, the Milford Fire Department and the U.S. Coast Guard searched for about six hours Sunday evening for a reported missing swimmer in a pink bathing cap....
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Texas woman rises from the grave after eight years and travels 150 feet up a hiking trail

A Houston man is suing the cemetery where his wife was buried eight years ago after the woman's casket rose up out of the ground during recent floods that wreaked havoc in Texas. High waters caused
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Pakistani cleric calls for the military to move against the real enemy - women who wear jeans - because they cause earthquakes

‘Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake’ Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed...
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Swordfish and fisherman kill each other in fight to the death If you live by the swordfish, you die by the swordfish

A boat captain is dead after being speared by a swordfish in Hawaii.
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