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Dutch police stop armed man from having his 10 minutes of fame live on TV

The evening news was interrupted when a man armed with a handgun entered the studio control room.

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'Dead' man comes back to life at own funeral

He collapsed while smoking a cigarette.

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Follow up: Man whose wife cut his penis off twice, has been offered a porn role

Filed under: We didn't see this coming.

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Mayor of London says 'loser' jihadists fighting for Islamic State are 'porn-obsessed wankers'

Porn-obsessed wankers are the main recruits from Britain for radical jihadists in Islamic State, the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has said. Johnson took stiff aim at Muslim fundamentalists in an interview...

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Girlfriend falls to her death after jumping up in excitement when boyfriend proposed on edge of cliff

The waiter had taken his girlfriend to the beauty spot, which is famed for its sunset views.

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"Wheelie-bin blown over by the wind on Plymouth street" - Local news at it's finest

IN A sign of just how windy it really is outside, a dustbin has fallen over onto its side. The toppled wheelie-bin was spotted in Tavistock Place, off North Hill, by Herald reader Dave Arthur. The...

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Man blames 'vindaloo curry and too many pints' after defecating on club dancefloor

The man took to social media to explain his behaviour.

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Animals in France no-longer classed as "furniture"

It has taken the French parliament more than 200 years to officially recognize animals as "living, sentient beings" rather than "furniture," finally upgrading their embarrassing status that dates back...

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Ball pool for adults opens in London

Because being an adult is rubbish and all anyone really wants to do is thrash around in a soft play area, a bunch of heroes have opened a pop-up ball pit in Hammersmith.

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Star Wars Boba Fett figure sells for £18,000 at auction

A Star Wars fan sells a collection of Star Wars figures - including one item for £18,000 - to raise the cash to buy a house.

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Gwyneth Paltrow says steam your vagina, like a clam

Gwyneth Paltrow Tells You To Steam Your Vagina

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Fake church set up in Australia to evade vaccination laws for children

New “no jab, no play” childcare laws introduced in two Australian states have prompted a controversial anti-vaccination group to create a “church” of its own that rejects vaccination, but is actually...

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Good parenting skills are so rare in Britain these days it's apparently newsworthy

Sammie Welch was branded a 'credit to her generation'.

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200-year-old mummified monk discovered in Mongolia, still meditating in lotus position

A 200-year-old mummified monk in a lotus position has been discovered in Mongolia.

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Fancy a nibble on some Breast Munchies and Megapussi, and wash it down with Urinal tea?

From Australia's Breast Munchie chicken nuggets to Turkey's Cemen dip and China's Only Puke crackers, FEMAIL reveals some of the worst named foods in the world.

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London man's new eco-friendly Toyota car 'eaten by squirrels'

The owner of a new Toyota Aygo has claimed squirrels “ate” parts of his car because they were made from eco-friendly plastics.

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You can get bronze cast of your anus or make chocolates from the mold... Perfect gift for Valentines day

Chocolate Anus hand crafted in meek milk, dilated dark and tight white Belgian chocolate.

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First class criminals steal DVDs from Asda by posting them to themselves - from INSIDE the store

Staff forced to remove padded envelopes from shelves in bid to crack down on scam of thefts without leaving the premises

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YouTube makeup artist shows how to create your own mascara out of Oreo cookies

Sixteen-year-old YouTuber and makeup artist Katherine Ward shows us how to create your own mascara out of Oreos.

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American woman marries herself after turning 40 without finding 'The One'

Now that's what we call an independent lady.

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Rise of the zombie cat: Pet who was 'killed' and buried by his owner climbed out of his grave five days later

Florida zombie cat 'killed' by car reappears days later after clawing out of his grave

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Artist Smears Mark Zuckerberg With Poop-Paint Portrait

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