Tuesday 30 June 2015

Wal-Mart refused to make a cake with the confederate flag, but allowed an ISIS flag cake

"One customer sought to take advantage of an associate who did not know the flag or its meaning."
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. A look inside the strange world of cats in kimonos

In a country where pets outnumber children, animals in Japan are some of the most spoilt in the world. It's not uncommon to see owners carrying dogs like babies, pushing them in specially-made prams...
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Sunday 28 June 2015

CNN spot giant ISIS flag at London Pride, turns out to be lots of pictures of butt-plugs

No the police did not miss ISIS marching at Pride in London.
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Japan celebrates it's first ever official marriage between robots

Japanese robots Frois and Yukirin officially tied the knot in Tokyo, Saturday, at Japan's first ever robot wedding. Video ID: 20150627-103 Video on Demand: h...
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Over 500 injured in a fire at a water park.. wait, what? If only there was something they could put on the fire..

More than 500 people were injured in northern Taiwan on Saturday, after fire broke out in a recreational park. The flames are suspected to have stemmed from an unknown flammable colored powder, which...
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Donald Trump's hair gains sentience and escapes into the wild [video]

It looks cute but it's actually pretty toxic. Like Donald Trump, some might argue.
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Thursday 25 June 2015

Tuesday 23 June 2015

Scottish Premiership side Partick Thistle has unveiled its new mascot - Lisa Simpson on Meth

Scottish Premiership side Partick Thistle unveils a dead-eyed bright yellow spiked creature on Twitter - to widespread mockery.
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Saturday 20 June 2015

Ex-wife demands half of everything, and gets what she asks for, literally

Everybody handles breakups differently, and a German man has found a hilarious (albeit demented) out-of-the-box way to express his anger with his ex-wife.
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Friday 19 June 2015

Taking LSD for breakfast can make you better at your job, and you can ride a unicorn home from work

You just have to take slightly less than your usual dose
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Florida girl is arrested after pictures emerge of her letting the dog lick her dirty bowl

FLORIDA — A young woman is facing charges after officers uncovered multiple cellphone photos of her receiving oral sex from a pit bull, according to officials. Bradenton police said they uncovered...
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Hormel unveils breakthrough innovation in snacks - Spam in a bag?!

New snack line-up for Hormel Foods
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Internet rule #34 - if it exists, there is porn of it - is proven once again with Strokemon, Pokemon Porn

Watch the full & uncensored movie for FREE on WOODROCKET.COM Gash, Fisty, Dikachu, and Cock wander the land, from bedroom to bedroom looking for the horniest...
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Fox News thinks all pastors should be armed, cos the only thing that'll stop a bad guy with a gun is a God guy with a gun

From the June 18 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends:
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Chinese students demonstrate using mind-control to steer their enslaved cockroach army

Cockroaches fitted with brain-control devices are being steered with precision by their masters in China. A tiny-robot army or a disaster-assist team?
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Woman suspects husband is cheating and uses recording device, is shocked to hear him having sex with her Shih Tzu

Jonathan Edward Medley, 39, was taken into custody late Friday night and charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty.
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Thursday 18 June 2015

Dead man starts moving on way to the mortuary

Mr Sancomb was pronounced dead at 2.10pm at his flat - then came back to life at 3pm.
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Monday 15 June 2015

Saturday 13 June 2015

Follow up: Student who caused Malaysian earthquake by getting naked gets just three days in prison

Eleanor Hawkins, 23, is among a group of Western backpackers arrested after photos emerged of them allegedly stripping naked on Mount Kinabalu in Malaysia
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Mysterious mushroom cloud sparks World War III panic as 'nuclear' images are taken in Russia

The mass cloud was spotted and shot by amateur photographers - the images have gone viral online
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Scientists genetically modify female fish to produce working sperm in their own ovaries

Knocking out just a single gene in Japanese rice fish makes otherwise female fish produce sperm. Not only that, but the sperm is produced in the ovaries, and more impressive still, the sperm is perfectly...
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Friday 12 June 2015

Man calls police after 3-hour standoff with his angry cat

STAMFORD--Maybe she was just being protective of her babies! A Stamford man called police recently after he was unable to enter his home. His cat had a baby the night before, and got extremely agre...
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From Monday, Zimbabweans can exchange bank accounts of up to 175 quadrillion (175,000,000,000,000,000) Zimbabwean dollars for five US dollars

Zimbabwe is withdrawing its local currency from circulation, formalising a multi-currency system introduced at the height of hyper-inflation.
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Thursday 11 June 2015

RIP Gandalf: Twitter mourns the death of Ian McKellen, after confusing him for Christopher Lee

Harry Potter 'fans' have taken to Twitter to mourn the death of Ian McKellen, AKA Gandalf, after confusing him for Sir Christopher Lee, who passed away on Sunday. McKellen played the Good Wizard i
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It’s the sausage/doughnut hybrid you never even knew you wanted. That’s a sausage filled with jam, and it’s called a Dausage

When a sausage has sex with a raspberry jam doughnut.
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Millions of 'exploding' yellow spiders invade Britain

The harmless spiders stand out thanks to their yellow backs and large numbers in clusters
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Malaysia blames tourists for causing earthquake with their nudity

Malaysian authorities have arrested a British woman after blaming her and a group of naked tourists for a tragic earthquake that struck the region and killed eighteen people. Locals suggested the c
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Saturday 6 June 2015

Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty arrested after fighting in Times Square

The claws came out when Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty got into a fight in Times Square Thursday, police said.
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Friday 5 June 2015

School teacher probed after telling children to take selfies with parent's sex toys as Math homework

A California math teacher told his students to take selfies with their parents' sex toys, parents say.
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The Dracula vajacial is a thing and involves getting your own blood injected into your vagina to tighten it for £800

Of course they are.
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6-hour search for swimmer involving helicopters, police and U.S Coast Guard ends with the rescue of a pink balloon

Marine units from the Milford and West Haven police, the Milford Fire Department and the U.S. Coast Guard searched for about six hours Sunday evening for a reported missing swimmer in a pink bathing cap....
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Texas woman rises from the grave after eight years and travels 150 feet up a hiking trail

A Houston man is suing the cemetery where his wife was buried eight years ago after the woman's casket rose up out of the ground during recent floods that wreaked havoc in Texas. High waters caused
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Wednesday 3 June 2015

Pakistani cleric calls for the military to move against the real enemy - women who wear jeans - because they cause earthquakes

‘Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake’ Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed...
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