Greek man given six-month suspended sentence despite being dead

THESSALONIKI, Greece (AP) — A Greek court has convicted a dead man of stealing electricity from a power utility, giving him a six-month suspended jail sentence. Defense lawyer Christos Bakelas told...
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Greek man given six-month suspended sentence despite being dead

THESSALONIKI, Greece (AP) — A Greek court has convicted a dead man of stealing electricity from a power utility, giving him a six-month suspended jail sentence. Defense lawyer Christos Bakelas told...
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Italy opens "Museo Della Merda" -- the museum of poop

The latest museum to dump knowledge on Italy is the Museo Della Merda, a facility dedicated to the study of human and animal feces.
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Italy opens "Museo Della Merda" -- the museum of poop

The latest museum to dump knowledge on Italy is the Museo Della Merda, a facility dedicated to the study of human and animal feces.
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Rescuers search for fisherman lost at sea who they found 4 months ago after being lost at sea

And this time, Ron Ingraham doesn't have a boat
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Rescuers search for fisherman lost at sea who they found 4 months ago after being lost at sea

And this time, Ron Ingraham doesn't have a boat
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Apparently if you want to be happy, you must be female, over 65 … and Danish?

Perspective that comes with age among the reasons why older women in Denmark have been found to be the cheeriest people in one of the happiest countries in Europe
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Apparently if you want to be happy, you must be female, over 65 … and Danish?

Perspective that comes with age among the reasons why older women in Denmark have been found to be the cheeriest people in one of the happiest countries in Europe
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Manchester court bans thief from using any coin-operated machinery for five years

Oldham local Russell Stansfield could be the only person in the country who can't legally purchase a packet of crisps if he's peckish because of the vending machine ban
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Manchester court bans thief from using any coin-operated machinery for five years

Oldham local Russell Stansfield could be the only person in the country who can't legally purchase a packet of crisps if he's peckish because of the vending machine ban
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Town square cleared and bomb squad called in to defuse unexploded pager

By: Gary SindersonBELLEFONTE, Pa. -- A strange noise from a mailbox in Bellefonte leads to a call to
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Town square cleared and bomb squad called in to defuse unexploded pager

By: Gary SindersonBELLEFONTE, Pa. -- A strange noise from a mailbox in Bellefonte leads to a call to
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Josh Duggar: "Christians who aren’t allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination"

Reality television star Josh Duggar believes Christians should enjoy a special right to discriminate against LGBT people or be made victims of discrimination themselves.
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Josh Duggar: "Christians who aren’t allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination"

Reality television star Josh Duggar believes Christians should enjoy a special right to discriminate against LGBT people or be made victims of discrimination themselves.
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Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to get pictures removed from the internet after upload by an ex

For some victims of revenge porn, copyright law has been the only way to get their naked pictures off the Internet.
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Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to get pictures removed from the internet after upload by an ex

For some victims of revenge porn, copyright law has been the only way to get their naked pictures off the Internet.
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Have lower back pain? You might be part chimp

Doctors have a difficult time telling the difference between the vertebrae of humans with lower back pain and chimpanzee vertebrae.
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Have lower back pain? You might be part chimp

Doctors have a difficult time telling the difference between the vertebrae of humans with lower back pain and chimpanzee vertebrae.
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This year's award to honour amazing women who were first in their fields goes to.. Miss Piggy

Beginning in 2012, the Brooklyn Museum’s Sackler Center First Awards were established to honor amazing women who were first in their fields. Past honorees have included such luminaries as Toni Morrison,...
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This year's award to honour amazing women who were first in their fields goes to.. Miss Piggy

Beginning in 2012, the Brooklyn Museum’s Sackler Center First Awards were established to honor amazing women who were first in their fields. Past honorees have included such luminaries as Toni Morrison,...
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100-year-old pub is renamed.. ‘We hope the Cock and Seaman will be embraced and enjoyed.’

Unsurprisingly the locals aren't too pleased.
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100-year-old pub is renamed.. ‘We hope the Cock and Seaman will be embraced and enjoyed.’

Unsurprisingly the locals aren't too pleased.
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Criminal mastermind arrested after he 'likes' his own wanted post on Facebook

Good job, Levi.
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Criminal mastermind arrested after he 'likes' his own wanted post on Facebook

Good job, Levi.
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Firefighter saves suicidal woman from 10th floor leap with dropkick to the face [video]

Tense footage of a firefighter saving a woman from dropping from a 10th floor window ledge has gone viral. Shot in Fortaleza, Brazil, it shows the woman perched on the edge, apparently preparing to jump...
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Firefighter saves suicidal woman from 10th floor leap with dropkick to the face [video]

Tense footage of a firefighter saving a woman from dropping from a 10th floor window ledge has gone viral. Shot in Fortaleza, Brazil, it shows the woman perched on the edge, apparently preparing to jump...
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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Man charged for driving without licence plates, insurance, windows, doors..

A man in his 60s is facing several charges after being pulled over while driving a van without doors, windows and licence plates.
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Man charged for driving without licence plates, insurance, windows, doors..

A man in his 60s is facing several charges after being pulled over while driving a van without doors, windows and licence plates.
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Anonymous scientist 'BioNerd' ventures into heart of Chernobyl to eat glowing radioactive apples

A 'superhero' scientist - known only as Bionerd - has gone to the heart of the disaster Chernobyl exclusion zone to measure the radiation and explore inside the abandoned nuclear reactor.
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Anonymous scientist 'BioNerd' ventures into heart of Chernobyl to eat glowing radioactive apples

A 'superhero' scientist - known only as Bionerd - has gone to the heart of the disaster Chernobyl exclusion zone to measure the radiation and explore inside the abandoned nuclear reactor.
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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89-year-old lady tried to use state poverty fund to heat her house, but some people have a problem with this

The Queen asked ministers for a poverty handout to help heat her palaces but was rebuffed because they feared it would be a public relations disaster, documents disclosed under the Freedom of Information...
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89-year-old lady tried to use state poverty fund to heat her house, but some people have a problem with this

The Queen asked ministers for a poverty handout to help heat her palaces but was rebuffed because they feared it would be a public relations disaster, documents disclosed under the Freedom of Information...
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Scientists claim our entire universe could be a 2D hologram

As Keanu Reeves might put it... 'Woah'
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Scientists claim our entire universe could be a 2D hologram

As Keanu Reeves might put it... 'Woah'
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'Moronic' thief facing jail and burn treatment after trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable

A “moronic” thief is facing jail after he plunged part of Leven into darkness, sustained severe burn injuries and caused more than £60,000 worth of damage when he tried to steal a live 11,000 volt...
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'Moronic' thief facing jail and burn treatment after trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable

A “moronic” thief is facing jail after he plunged part of Leven into darkness, sustained severe burn injuries and caused more than £60,000 worth of damage when he tried to steal a live 11,000 volt...
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Foreign criminal can stay in Britain because he is an alcoholic, and would be punished for drinking in Libya

A persistent offender from Libya cannot be deported because he would face severe punishment for drinking in his homeland, immigration court rules
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Foreign criminal can stay in Britain because he is an alcoholic, and would be punished for drinking in Libya

A persistent offender from Libya cannot be deported because he would face severe punishment for drinking in his homeland, immigration court rules
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California Tuna found to have too much human in it

Two employees have been charged in the death of a worker who was cooked in an industrial oven.
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California Tuna found to have too much human in it

Two employees have been charged in the death of a worker who was cooked in an industrial oven.
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Duck call ringtone helps firefighter save six ducklings trapped in a storm drain

SLIDELL, La. (AP) — Quack! Quack! A duck call ringtone helped a Louisiana firefighter rescue six ducklings from a storm drain. Spokesman Chad Duffaut of St. Tammany Fire District #1 says even with realistic...
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Duck call ringtone helps firefighter save six ducklings trapped in a storm drain

SLIDELL, La. (AP) — Quack! Quack! A duck call ringtone helped a Louisiana firefighter rescue six ducklings from a storm drain. Spokesman Chad Duffaut of St. Tammany Fire District #1 says even with realistic...
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New pedal-powered washing machine lets you work out while you do the laundry

Students at the Dalian Nationalities University in China have designed a bike washing machine that will wash your clothes while you pedal. The invention is aptly called "Bike Washing Machine" or "BiWa,"...
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New pedal-powered washing machine lets you work out while you do the laundry

Students at the Dalian Nationalities University in China have designed a bike washing machine that will wash your clothes while you pedal. The invention is aptly called "Bike Washing Machine" or "BiWa,"...
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Mad scientist plans to heat our homes with giant space lasers

Dr Adrian Quarterman, of Dundee University, believes his mirrored satellites could make solar power feasible in Scotland - but admits you might need to be worried about who is in control.
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Mad scientist plans to heat our homes with giant space lasers

Dr Adrian Quarterman, of Dundee University, believes his mirrored satellites could make solar power feasible in Scotland - but admits you might need to be worried about who is in control.
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Canada's former defence minister accuses world leaders of concealing the presence of aliens

Paul Hellyer, who was a Canadian minister from 1963 to 1967, made the outlandish comments in a keynote speech at the Disclosure Canada Tour at the University of Calgary.
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Canada's former defence minister accuses world leaders of concealing the presence of aliens

Paul Hellyer, who was a Canadian minister from 1963 to 1967, made the outlandish comments in a keynote speech at the Disclosure Canada Tour at the University of Calgary.
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How better to remember your loved one than by stuffing their ashes in a dildo

We kid you not.
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How better to remember your loved one than by stuffing their ashes in a dildo

We kid you not.
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Druid marries dogs in Pagan 'pawfasting' ceremony at Glastonbury

TWO rescue dogs have marked their love for each other after celebrating their pawfasting in Glastonbury. Pagan, a labrador, and Anoushka, an Alaskan malamute, marked their big day surrounded by...
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Druid marries dogs in Pagan 'pawfasting' ceremony at Glastonbury

TWO rescue dogs have marked their love for each other after celebrating their pawfasting in Glastonbury. Pagan, a labrador, and Anoushka, an Alaskan malamute, marked their big day surrounded by...
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French perfume maker bottles the scent of dead loved ones

A French company has come up with a novel way to keep people close to their departed loved ones: bottling their unique scent as a perfume.
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French perfume maker bottles the scent of dead loved ones

A French company has come up with a novel way to keep people close to their departed loved ones: bottling their unique scent as a perfume.
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The world's first hologram protest was held in Spain this weekend after gatherings were banned

'With the restrictions on our freedoms of association, the last option left to us will be to protest through holograms.'
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The world's first hologram protest was held in Spain this weekend after gatherings were banned

'With the restrictions on our freedoms of association, the last option left to us will be to protest through holograms.'
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Plumber 'gives birth' to identical twin after having pains in his stomach

Gavin Hyatt keeps his brother in a jar and calls him "little Gav"
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Plumber 'gives birth' to identical twin after having pains in his stomach

Gavin Hyatt keeps his brother in a jar and calls him "little Gav"
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Passenger sues Air Canada after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP

Michael Thibodeau sued Air Canada after he was given a Sprite instead of a 7UP by an English speaking air hostess
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Passenger sues Air Canada after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP

Michael Thibodeau sued Air Canada after he was given a Sprite instead of a 7UP by an English speaking air hostess
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Kentucky police officers pull over 2-year-old boy

Welcome to Sale Avenue in Louisville, Kentucky, and the sidewalk 2-year-old Jackson Crawford is usually patrolling in his play car.
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Kentucky police officers pull over 2-year-old boy

Welcome to Sale Avenue in Louisville, Kentucky, and the sidewalk 2-year-old Jackson Crawford is usually patrolling in his play car.
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Ice hockey brawl ends with one unlucky player's glove full of his opponents poop

Earlier today, the most intriguing athlete bio in the history of athlete bios made the rounds. Zung Nguyen, a 37-year old defenseman for a Boston-area men's hockey league, became an instant legend for...
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Ice hockey brawl ends with one unlucky player's glove full of his opponents poop

Earlier today, the most intriguing athlete bio in the history of athlete bios made the rounds. Zung Nguyen, a 37-year old defenseman for a Boston-area men's hockey league, became an instant legend for...
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Manchester man born with no penis claims to have had sex with 100 women.. somehow

He kept his condition hidden from most of his lovers.
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Amazon launches a goat rental service for the home

Because goats are the new books?
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Adult play sessions launched due to public demand at Thornaby Play Factory

Thornaby Play Factory's 'grown-up' nights will include disco lights, smoke machine and music :: Alcohol may eventually be on offer
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"Evil twin" discovered in student's brain

California doctors have removed what they call an embryologic twin living deep inside the brain of a student who had health problems.
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Students make terrifyingly realistic giant cat heads at school

These giant cat people look like something out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares), but they actually exist! This enormous, super-realistic cat-head mask was needle-felted out of sheep's wool felt...
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Brewery claims its new collagen-infused beer, Precious, will make the person drinking it look more attractive

Suntory Brewery claims its new collagen-infused beer, Precious, will make the person drinking it look more attractive. Gillian Pensavalle (@GillianWithaG) has more on this supposed magical elixir.
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Man's penis cracks and forms lumps requiring surgery after he tries enlarging it by injecting Vaseline

Just when we thought we'd heard it all, a Hungarian man injected his penis with petroleum jelly. He wanted it to appear larger. Instead, the organ became so swollen and the pain so intense that he stopped...
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Drinking milk from non-Indian cows 'could make children turn to crime'

India's middle class gated communities should keep their own cow herds with cows from India, Shankar Lal, leader of an influential Hindu nationalist group, says
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Awkward family reunion as long-lost siblings match and flirt on Tinder

A LONG-lost brother and sister have been reunited after finding each other on an app.
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Breakfast show 'This Morning' drop plans to show women getting live semen facials

That's a shame...
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Meanwhile, in China.. Man caught with an entire 1 tonne minivan strapped to his bike

Not enough preload
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Worshipers flock to Indian village to see eight-limbed baby they believe is Hindu god Ganesha

A BABY born with eight limbs has caused Hindus to flock to a sleepy Indian village in the belief he is the god Ganesha.
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Thirty-stone webcam model explains how her eight foot belly helped her find love

... and a career as a webcam model.
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Scotland wants Loch Ness Monster as national animal because unicorns aren't real

It's long been established that unicorns are mythical animals.
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Girl banned from reading on bus as it's a health and safety risk to herself and other kids

His daughter has been told that reading her book is a risk to herself and other students
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Terrified woman and her shopping 'swallowed' by London pavement

A woman is in hospital after the pavement beneath her feet opened up on a west London street. Police and ambulance services were called to the site in Fulham’s North End Road at 8.40am on Thursday....
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'Sharia compliant' sex shop to open in Mecca selling halal sex toys for Muslims

A “Sharia compliant” sex shop is reportedly set to open in Mecca selling halal products and toys.
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Man has hundreds of coins and needles removed from stomach after going to hospital in pain

A man has had hundreds of coins and needles removed from his stomach after complaining of tummy ache.
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Meanwhile, in Scotland.. Dog steals tractor and goes for joyride on busy motorway

Traffic delays occurred on a busy Scottish motorway on Wednesday morning after a tractor careened out of control as a dog took to the wheel. The bizarre incident occurred at junction 13 of the M74 near...
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There is a Church of Bacon, complete with Bacon Priest, and you can even get married there

NEWSFLASH: You can get married by a bacon priest
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Florida man high on Flakka attacks cop, claims to be Thor, has sex with tree, stabs cop with own badge

Here's a first. Kenneth Crowder, obviously a Florida Man, gets high on flakka -- the state's new it drug -- and attacks a police officer AFTER being tasered twice AFTER running around naked yelling...

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19-year-old girl bathes in pig's blood to stay looking young

A 19-year-old says she bathes in pigs' blood to keep her skin looking youthful. "Chanel, " a freelance model and actress, is one of the stars of MTV's True Life: I'm Obsessed With Staying Young. Chanel...

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Man arrested for trying to have sex with a body of water

A Filey man has been released on bail accused of attempting to have sex with the North Sea. Scarborough police arrested a Filey man, 38, on Friday under suspicion of attempting to copulate with a body...

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Teen claims Cookie Monster groped her breasts in Time Square

An NYPD spokesperson says the unidentified teen was walking with her tour group outside Toys 'R' Us when Cookie Monster

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Woman arrested for stabbing her husband because his poos smelled so bad

Emi Mamia, 29, is alleged slashed her husband's face with a knife after he went to the toilet.

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Man enlarges his penis to 3.5" x 9", weighing over 4.3kg (9.48lbs) and can no longer have sex

If you are wondering its dimensions, it is currently 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches long.

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Pokemon to blame for homosexuality, claims church

Just look at these cartoons. Absolutely nothing sexual about Pokemon.

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14 year-old boy arrested, charged with cybercrimes for changing teacher’s desktop wallpaper

Cybersecurity has become a prominent issue, with hacks and breaches plaguing corporations, governments, and individuals. But instead of blaming the cyberwar divisions of nation states or sophisticated...

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Polish prince challenges Nigel Farage to a sword duel in Hyde Park

The UKIP leader has turned down a challenge by a Polish prince to face him in a Hyde Park sword duel on a morning of Farage’s choosing.

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Australian man divorces wife over her previously deformed nipples

They were married for 36 years and had three children together.

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Toddler breaches White House security http://buff.ly/1CPS8Bb

The White House once again suffered an embarrassing security breach over the weekend when a 4-year-old toddler squeezed through the bars of the fence along the building’s north lawn and ended up on...

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While you were sleeping you missed out on a raffle to buy a date with Robert Downey Jnr

He's raised £1 million for charity by selling himself

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"Cornbread with mashed potato icing, drizzled with brown gravy and topped with fried chicken."

"Cornbread with mashed potato icing, drizzled with brown gravy and topped with fried chicken."

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Geologists baffled when fiery 'gateway to hell' appears on Chinese mountain http://buff.ly/1Dsrz9K

The small hole has been glowing bright orange due to its intense heat since it was spotted a week ago by builders and villagers in Urumqi, the capital of Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region.

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Police: Man used nunchucks in Florida road rage incident

Police said a man used nunchucks to threaten victims in a road rage incident last week in Clermont.

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Mother who gave birth to her own brother and sister

Ellen Bown has given birth to three children, but only one, Maddy, is her 'official' daughter. Ellen kindly acted as a surrogate for her own mother, Jenny, and her stepfather, Tony Dias.

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Apparently "Top Gear erotic fan fiction" is a real thing, and it's hilarious

'Aroused, he strode closer and recognised the unmistakable frame of his friend Jeremy.'

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Florida man, Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges including assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol, and having a REALLY stupid name.

A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale. Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges...

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Sharp rise in under-11s seeking NHS transgender treatment from 19 in 2009/10, to 77 in 2014/15. The referrals included 47 children aged under five and two under three years of age.

The number of children in the UK being referred to the NHS for transgender treatments has increased fourfold over the last five years, new figures indicate.

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A British surgeon has been accused of “repeatedly” punching a patient in the face in an attempt to 'fix' a fracture

A British surgeon has been accused of “repeatedly” punching a patient in the face in an attempt to fix a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard.

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Florida man high on new drug 'Flakka' runs from police and gets Impaled on fence with spike through crotch

A Florida man is lucky to be alive after impaling himself on a spiked fence after trying a new drug called "flakka." Officers standing outside the Ft. Lauder...

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Saudi Arabia invades itself, bringing freedom to lots of oil owned by a smaller state

One Saudi policeman was killed and four injured during raids on a Shia-dominated oil-rich eastern province, as the Saudi-led coalition bombardment of rebels in neighboring Yemen prompted fears of the...

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The Green Party's first political broadcast is a spoof of other party's leaders as a boy band

A party election broadcast called "Change the Tune" is spreading fast social media

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Terminally ill Russian man volunteers for first ever head transplant operation

Valery Spiridonov says he will put his trust in Dr Sergio Canavero as the computer scientist, 30, was born with muscle-wasting Werdnig-Hoffman disease and desperately wants a new body.

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TheBookOfYeezus - Kanye West replaces God in new version of The Bible, £14 on Etsy

Sure, Kanye West has a massive ego. The hip hop superstar even has a song titled "I Am a God." But even West wouldn't have thought to go this far.

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Only in Florida would you see a mountain lion catch a shark on the beach

Dramatic photograph appears to be real, experts say.

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Scientists say psychedelic drugs are "safer than riding a bike"

The therapeutic or experimental use of psychedelic drugs is safer than taking legal substances such as nicotine or alcohol, two leading members of a drug research organization have said.

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Woman earns £1000 a month by farting and eating on camera

Sarah Reign, 26, is a ‘feedee’ who guzzles down huge meals and sweet treats on camera, even smearing her stomach with butter and sticking it in her belly button

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5 year-old girl faceplants in frustration when David Cameron is confused by plot of childrens book

David Cameron failed to win over a six-year-old girl today, prompting her to do something that reflects how some of us feel about the remaining 29 days of the election campaign. Emboldened by his successful...

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Cat Petting Simulator 2014 - A text-based game where you stroke a cat while making fries

The most realistic and verismilitudinous text-based game about petting cats of all time.

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Brontosaurus comes back from the dead

Oxford University scientists have ruled that Brontosaurus is unique and should have its own genus

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Suicide note blamed loss of free buffet for life for public suicide at Las Vegas casino buffet

In an angry final message to Review-Journal, the man who shot himself at an M Resort buffet on Easter Sunday blamed his suicide on depression after he won free meals for life but was banned for harassing...

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Chav gets 2 years for attacking paramedic who interrupted his ambulance sex session

A TEENAGER repeatedly punched a paramedic after the crew caught him about to have sex with a girl in the back of an ambulance that was preparing to take a poorly 92-year-old man to hospital. The...

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'Crazed' man crashes his car, gets naked and 'rampages through Toys R Us with cricket bat'

'There are several parents having to try to explain to their kids why a naked man was chasing them with a bat.'

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Louisiana makes legal tender illegal to use in legal transactions... Wait, what? http://buff.ly/1CN5ktx

(Doug Mataconis) Louisiana businesses are suddenly discovering a new law that flew under the radar during the last legislative session: Cold hard cash. It’s good everywhere you go, right? You can...

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According to BBC news the Large 'Hardon Collider' restarts.. Ouch!

Luckily nobody noticed. Oh wait...

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Nun stabs 7-year-old boy in hand to teach him 'how Jesus suffered'

Sister Ludovita rammed a needle into the hand of seven-year-old Adam Celko

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Dominik Diamond's plans to be crucified for Channel 5 ended with him running away crying before he got near a cross

It probably seemed a good idea when he punted it to television chiefs. But faced with a cross, a set of 4in nails and a man with a hammer, Dominik Diamond's plans to be crucified during one of Easter's...

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Man pleads guilty to adding hand-made cream to co-worker's coffee because he fancied her

A Minnesota man who said he ejaculated into his co-worker's coffee because he was attracted to her pleaded guilty to lewd behavior charges on Thursday. John Robert Lind was accused of putting semen in...

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Filipino Catholics actually nailed to crosses in annual Good Friday ritual.. Chocolate eggs are probably more fun.

Filipino Catholics commemorated Jesus's crucifixion by self-flagellating and nailing a few people to the cross.

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Pastor claims this weekend's 'Blood Moon' means the end of the world is coming soon (again)

Could it be that we are a few months away from the apocalypse or something worse, like Harry Styles leaving One Direction?

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Man claims he got chlamydia from a car exhaust, and not from cheating

Woman tells Jeremy Kyle her ex's excuse for giving her an STI

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Woman forced to have 250 stitches after a water fountain ripped her vagina

The incident happened in 2009, when she was 14.

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Man dies during sex with scarecrow he dressed in lipstick, long-haired wig and strap-on

The rotting remains of Jose Alberto, whose neighbours said was a loner, were found in his home

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Meanwhile, in India.. Girl born with 'elephant trunk' is worshipped as a Hindu god

The girl was born in Uttar Pradesh, northern India

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Daughter-in-law peed in mother-in-law's tea pot every day for a year

She wasn't happy with her arranged marriage.

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Boyfriend thinks he’s getting a birthday blow job – is given a surprise bum wax instead. Ouch! With video goodness

Ouch.

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Jesus spotted on hot cross bun, just in time for Easter

We didn't read this part in the Bible.

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Amazon Dash Button: Amazon have designed convenient buttons which you plaster all over your house for reordering shopping, just like the film Idiocracy warned us. If you run out of toilet paper, just push the button and stay sat on the toilet until the next day delivery

With Amazon Dash Button, you just press, and never run out. Choose from favorite household products.

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Man dressed as 'Human Shrub' vows to protect green spaces in Colchester A mysterious eco-activist calling himself the Human Shrub has vowed to be "a thorn in the side of anyone" threatening Essex's green spaces.

A mysterious eco-activist calling himself the Human Shrub is vowing to keep a watch over Colchester's green spaces.

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Baby badgers are nursed back to life on a diet of custard creams

The badgers started off being fed milk from a bottle, like little hairy babies

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Woman fends off bra strangler with a ceramic chicken

A 61-year-old woman is bruised but still alive after she was attacked by a woman who tried to strangle her with her bra.

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Florida man broke into his ex’s home and pooped on her bed sheets, a kitchen plate, a wallet and a chest of drawers

Michael Anthony Johnson allegedly pooed on bed sheets, a kitchen plate, a wallet and a chest of drawers.

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Man killed in family burial plot by mother-in-law's toppling gravestone

The headstone topples as the 74-year-old man helps his wife tie a cross around her mother's grave for Easter.

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Student rejects the rejection letter from Duke university ‘I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal’ and told them that she will be attending the 2015 Freshmen class regardless.

'I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal.'

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Police in India enforce ban on slaughtering cows for beef with cow 'mugshots'

Police carry out unofficial cow census after Indian state outlaws their slaughter for beef.

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Woman dies after GPS tells driver to go over bridge that was demolished in 2009

Police believe the driver was concentrating on the sat-nav and ignored barricades

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