Man's penis 'snaps' during sex, leaving him with an 'eggplant deformity' (Warning: pictures!)

That's gotta hurt. A jarring image published in the New England Journal of Medicine on Thursday shows a penile 'fracture' that occurred after a man jammed his erect penis into his lover's perineum. Dr....

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Man receives donated penis after botched circumcision

A South African university is claiming to have carried out the world’s “first successful penile transplant”. Surgeons at Stellenbosch University performed the nine-hour operation in Cape Town in...

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Police investigating 'plan to smuggle thieving dwarf out of UK in plane luggage'

Romanian Doru Apetrei appealed on Facebook for people in his home country to help with the bizarre plan

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Knife-wielding man tries to rob woman at stamp kiosk in post office, mistaking it for an ATM

Police have arrested a man in a bizarre robbery.

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Video of man cooking delicious bacon using a M16 rifle, because America

Competitive shooter Dustin Ellermann cooks bacon using his M16 riffle in a video that is a perfect example of what MURICA, FUCK YEAH means. To do that, he wrapped the bacon around the suppressor of his...

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Mechanic finds car couldn't go over 40mph because a squirrel had filled the engine with nuts

This rodent was dicing with death.

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Ejaculating into someone's coffee cup could soon be illegal in Minnesota

A Blaine man was initially charged with two gross misdemeanor counts after allegedly putting his semen into a co-worker's coffee. But the charges were dis

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Man arranges boob job for girlfriend's birthday.. Her reaction is hardly surprising

This boyfriend learned the hard way.

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Drunk man attempts to avoid arrest...by rolling in dog poo

WILKES-BARRE -- A man from Wilkes-Barre took an unusual method in an attempt to avoid arrest, according to police. Police said Maurice Franklin, 45, of Wilkes-Barre was walking in the area of Acade...

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Woman set herself on fire while driving, crashes, then jumps off 40ft bridge. Police suspect suicide attempt, as she somehow survived

Witnesses said the woman was driving a car with an interior that was on fire before it wrecked

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UFOlogists claim our Moon is a huge alien spaceship parked in orbit around Earth (with 'proof')

UFOlogists have proposed that the moon, believed to be a natural satellite of Earth, is, in fact, a huge spaceship, a gigantic UFO, parked in orbit around the

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New creepy talking Barbie records your child’s conversations and transmits them to a corporation that analyzes your kid’s likes and dislikes. Strangely, some people have a problem with this.

New eavesdropping Barbie records your child’s conversations and transmits them to a corporation that analyzes your kid’s likes and dislikes. And then things get weird.

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"Bananas from Tesco are infested with hundreds of deadly Brazilian wandering spiders whose bite can cause painful four-hour erections"

Maria Layton, from Bristol, was giving her six-year-old daughter a banana when she saw the Brazilian wandering spider nest - the most venomous spider in the world.

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Texting Florida woman walks in front of freight train, is thrown into the air and survives

LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — Police say a 27-year-old woman who was texting walked into the path of a freight train, was clipped and thrown into the air, but survived. Police say Sheena Keynna appeared to...

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Study reveals there are too many studies

Though one might assume an ever-increasing torrent of studies promotes knowledge, it actually seems to have the opposite effect. US and Finnish researchers have found that science could be in decay, as...

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Florida golf tournament went ahead as planned last week despite huge alligator sat at hole #7

A Florida golf tournament went ahead as planned last week despite a huge alligator wandering around the green. The Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, West Florida, is apparently used to the reptiles...

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Thieves steal $18,000 of nickels (5 pences) from Florida home, weighing 1.8 metric tons

If you've seen someone carrying around $18,000 worth of nickels, police in North Naples, Florida, want to talk with you. Investigators said 183 boxes filled with bankrolls of nickels were stolen February...

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Food company forced to rename their meatballs as simply "balls" because they don't contain enough meat

A Finnish food company has been forced to rename their meatballs simply “balls” as they do not contain enough ‘proper’ meat.

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Thousands of spiders captured falling in clusters from cabin walls in Mexico [video]

The skin-crawling footage captures thousands of spiders running in between huge clusters on a cabin wall. The spiders begin falling to the ground and cause the video maker to run away in terror.

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In what sounds like a horror film, the world's oldest mummies are turning into 'Black Ooze'

After remaining perfectly preserved for 7,000 years, the world’s oldest mummies have started to rot and “turn into black ooze.” The culprit, scientists say, may be climate change. The Chinchorro,...

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