Today's WTF .. A man who tried to hold up a bank that closed 17 years ago has been jailed for seven years, in what the Bild newspaper on Friday called the case of "Germany's dumbest bank robber"..
"After the defendant recognised the situation, he changed his plan and demanded a passer-by withdraw money from the cash machine," the court said. "She withdrew 400 euros and the defendant made off with the cash in a car he had stolen."He later abandoned the vehicle but left the plastic pistol, covered with his fingerprints, between the seats.
Today's WTF .. When Rosie Brovent of Dayton, Ohio, went to get a tattoo from her ex-boyfriend Ryan Fitzgerald, she wanted a scene from Narnia, but what she ended up with was a giant full back tattoo of a steaming pile of shit ..
Today's WTF .. Lovestruck farmers Michael Hanson and Hayley Morgan said 'I moo' during a cow-themed wedding. After meeting at a young farmers’ event, the couple wanted to tie the knot in a way that celebrated their country lives .. :)
Today's WTF .. Thieves broke INTO a prison to steal cigarettes worth £8,000, climbing a fence and evading officers to swipe the cases of tobacco from a workshop in the jail, near Preston..
Today's WTF .. A vascular biologist said he'll grow 3,000 thin strips of meat in a petri dish, then pack them together with some lab-grown fat. But because 'cultured meat' contains no blood, the flesh will be pale, like a scallop. The finished product is likely to cost at least £200,000. 'Cultured meat' begins with stem cells harvested from slaughterhouse leftovers..
£200,000 for meat grown from Slaughterhouse leftovers? Um, that poo meat is sounding better every day!
Today's WTF .. Welcoming the local authorities' move to the dark side, Darth Vader has asked for a land plot in the Ukrainian Black Sea port of Odessa to park his space ship..
Today's WTF .. A transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue..
Today's WTF .. You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover". Now you really can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil..
Today's WTF .. A man accused of driving around Denver with a dead friend, running up a bar tab and withdrawing money from the friend's credit card at a strip club ATM has pleaded not guilty..
Today's WTF .. Get a much rounder, more pert, sticky-out bottom with a pair of Magic Sticky Bum Booster Pads. Just stick them inside your pants to instantly change the shape of your bum! Whether you are just wanting to fill out your jeans a bit better, or you are wanting to go all J-Lo and get a gorgeous bubble butt, these Magic Sticky Bum Booster Pads will help you achieve a more curvy shape
Today's WTF .. Italy's former prime minister and cruise-ship crooner, Silvio Berlusconi, has released an album of love songs.. I have a scary image of an ex-leaders band forming with Tony Blair on the guitar, and of course Bill Clinton on the Sax... :)
Today's WTF .. Doctors who took an ultrasound of a man's testicles to find out what was causing him pain were astounded to find a gaping face staring back at them..