Today's WTF: July 2015

Friday, 31 July 2015

‘We used to burn people like you!’ - Catholic monk pleads guilty to harassing lesbian witches This is not a repeat from 1620AD

A Catholic monk has pleaded guilty to harassing a pair of lesbian witches and telling them “we used to burn people like you” during a quarrel over homosexuality.
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Disco Boy brings the party to the M20 motorway

Drivers stuck on the M20 in Operation Stack have been entertained by Disco Boy Lee Marshall
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A US network says the first-ever live exorcism will be aired this Halloween

A US cable network says that it will stage a first-ever act of exorcism live this Halloween. The event will take place on the 66th anniversary of the infamous exorcism of Roland Doe that inspired the...
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BBC Sports presenter ends segment by pretending to tap imaginary iPad

Chris Mitchell had been presenting his segment on Sports Today on the BBC news channel but made matters worse with the futile gesture because viewers could clearly see he was empty handed.
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Man calls police because his girlfriend let her cat eat his bacon, demands their arrests

A FUMING bacon buff rang police and demanded they arrest a cat after it ate his rashers.
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Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Couple's engagement photo shows that people can find love, even in the darkest of places

Oh.
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After publishing a tourist sightseeing guide, ISIS opens gift shop in Iraq

Pictures of a gift shop in northern Iraq selling a whole range of souvenirs with Islamic State logo on them have emerged on social media, suggesting the extremist group has made yet another step to becoming...
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Saturday, 25 July 2015

Hipster officers bristle after police chiefs force them to wear beard nets if they don't trim their beards

Officers in one police force have been ordered to regulate their facial hair in a clampdown on their beards such as the one sported by this incredibly hirstute Metropolitan Police officer, pictured.
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Police use snowplow to crash knee-high mayfly orgy

“I’ve lived in Sabula since ’75. I’ve never seen that many before, ever.” So said Teena Franzen of Sabula, Iowa, in describing a mayfly swarm so thick that the Iowa Department of Transportation...
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Magicians videobomb boring Sky News report with a bit of background magic

Magicians Young & Strange photobomb the background of a Live Sky News broadcast with journalist Ashish Joshi in Westminster. To use this video in a commercia...
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Artist creates a police baton that texts the officer's mum every time it's used

It's crazy, but it just might eradicate police brutality.
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Friday, 24 July 2015

Artist creates a shower curtain that evicts you after 4 minutes

These shower curtains won't let you keep the water running.
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Thursday, 23 July 2015

Ukip: The musical

Don't worry, its ABOUT Ukip, not written by them.
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Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Buggy robot surgery likely caused 144 deaths over 13 years

Robotic surgery is on the rise as doctors look to make procedures less invasive, but according to a new study, the strategy comes with risks. Loo
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You can bypass your liver and just inhale clouds of spirits through your lungs and eyeballs at a new bar in London

It's probably quicker tbf.
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Winner of French Scrabble championship doesn't speak a word of French

The French-language Scrabble world championship has been won by a New Zealander who does not speak French, organisers say.
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ISIS are apparently strapping explosives to 'suicide chickens' in Iraq and sending them into enemy camps

Members of the terror group operating in and around the city of Fallujah are said to be strapping explosive belts to chickens, which are then encouraged to wander into enemy camps.
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MyFreeImplants.com allows women to fund their breast enlargements by receiving money every time they chat to men online. Further donations can also be made, often in return for women sending them erotic photos.

A website that crowdfunds breast implant surgery has been called "exploitative".
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A man is in custody after allegedly breaking into an apartment with a knife, telling the resident, "You're going to smoke some weed with me right now."

CADILLAC, Mich. - A man is in custody after allegedly breaking into an apartment with a knife, telling the resident, "You're going to smoke some weed with me right now." The bizarre situation began...
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Friday, 17 July 2015

Female protester convicted of assaulting police officer with her breast

A female protestor in Hong Kong has been found guilty of assaulting a police officer with that well-known weapon: her breast. Ng Lai-ying was convicted of using her chest to bump the right arm of C
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German police have 'detained' a squirrel in the city of Bottrop after a woman complained the animal was stalking her

German police have 'detained' a squirrel in the city of Bottrop after a woman complained the animal was stalking her. Police are providing rations of honey tea and apple for the prisoner.
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A production of King Lear is using a cast of actual sheep to perform in London http://buff.ly/1JmFkpz

Squirrel gets drunk and trashes a bar causing £300 damage

A 'drunk' squirrel turns beer taps on, opens bags of crisps and smashes glasses at a private members' club.
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Chinese man grew boobs because of the hormones in fried chicken http://buff.ly/1CGK2Si

Tuesday, 14 July 2015

Man creates needy huggable toaster that you must embrace for the entire cooking time in order to get any toast

A toaster that needs hugging and an alarm clock that sounds until held above the head are among Ted Wiles' collection of interactive household objects.
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Monday, 13 July 2015

Man was packed into a tent bag by his mates at a festival and turned to Twitter for help http://buff.ly/1fDpgbT

Meanwhile, in Japan.. Someone has just paid £5,000 for a bunch of grapes at auction - £200 per grape

Each berry costs £203, weighs at least 20 grams and is the size of a ping-pong ball
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Two guys launch fireworks out of their butts at each other to celebrate 4th July, because America

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Eyelid Piercings are a thing now... and they look horrible

Check out these pictures of the newest piercing trend, eyelid piercing!
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After huge cuts to essential public services, George Osborne creates hardship fund for the poor MPs of Britain

The cash injection will come infuriate hard-pressed families after the Tory cut tax credits and other benefits, slashing the welfare budget by £12billion
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Sunday, 12 July 2015

Criminal masterminds use printer and A4 paper to make money to buy biscuits http://buff.ly/1HXttBD

Woman legally changes her name to Jemmaroid Von Laalaa so she could log in to Facebook

Holistic therapist Jemma Rogers, 30, admits she changed her name to Jemmaroid Von Laalaa so she could get back into her account
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Finally we can eat like pigs and then just suck it out through a port before it even hits our stomachs

The inventor of the Segway has come up with a way for people to eat all they want and lose weight, if they can stand the thought of it
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According to science (and a porn star) people who play with their joysicks are dynamite in bed, and both sexes are more aroused after playing violent games

Imagine a group of gamers sitting in a darkened room playing the latest instalment of Mass Effect. You might think "ugh, gamer losers, they'll never get laid," but according to porn star Lucie Bee you'd...
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It's raining bears at University of Colorado again http://buff.ly/1TskV9P

Saturday, 11 July 2015

Girl is not allowed on plane ‘because she's too ginger’

Gingers have it bad enough already without this.
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Police in Canada issue 3 year-old his first parking ticket http://buff.ly/1Tr7W84

People of Toronto make memorial for dead raccoon after council take 12 hours to dispose of it http://buff.ly/1Mlelxx

Thursday, 9 July 2015

Your favourite source of weird news is now also on Pinterest!

Today's WTF is a daily delivery of weird news to brighten up your day, and prove it's not all bad news :)
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Man drugged girlfriend so he could keep playing PlayStation game

Surely a frank conversation would have sufficed?
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"The light of many people's lives" dies after lighting firework off chest

Father-of-one Justin Bartek was called 'the light of many people's lives' by friends.
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Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Woman charged with drink-driving after crashing her baby's pram into car

Nicole Pumphrey, 28, was arrested and charged with endangering children, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness
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Russian police publish helpful guide to taking selfies without killing yourself

People are seriously injuring themselves taking selfies.
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Scientists eager to study mites having sex on your face

Microscopic mites are having sex on your face, and researchers from North Carolina State University are eager to study them. The "Meet Your Mites" program is collecting samples from ordinary citizens...
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Detroit police release squirrel mug shot after truck carrying $128,000 of walnuts is stolen "Note: The squirrel is not a suspect. It's just a picture. Used to draw attention. Please do not call in squirrel sightings. Also, we got this photo from Zazzle, a little store called Welcome Traditions. They also have a picture of a pig with lipstick. We think we like them. A LOT."

SHELBY TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts. The S
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Man ties 100+ balloons to a plastic chair and flies over Canada, but lands himself in jail

Calgary cleaning company, All Clean Natural, pulled off an insane stunt where entrepreneur Daniel Boria attached 110 helium balloons to a lawn chair and flew...
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America is producing so much excess milk that farmers have started burying it

Unable to figure out what to do with the small ocean of milk they’ve produced, dairy farmers have landed on an unorthodox solution: They’re burying it by the truckload.
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Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Eating cereal with ice cubes is now a thing.. Whatever will they think of next? Cold milk?

And here’s why people do it.
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Comment about Pony tail sparks mass brawl and derails tram

One witness said it was 'the most terrifying experience' of her life.
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Shaggy claims his music is ‘so emotional’ Isis would stop beheading people if they listened to it

The armies of ISIS still remain a violent threat in Syria, Iraq and surrounding areas. And while President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry have discussed strategies and plans for how we can halt the...
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Parents force 14-year-old girl to live in woods for a week after eating a Pop Tart

Deputies say a couple has been arrested after they forced their daughter to live in the woods because she ate a Pop Tart without permission.
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Bizarre giant furry sea creature found washed up on Russian beach.. "I can confidently say that this is some kind of a dolphin. "However, it has fur. It's unusual. Dolphins do not have any fur." http://buff.ly/1HInqCz

Bizarre giant furry sea creature found washed up on Russian beach.. "I can confidently say that this is some kind of a dolphin. "However, it has fur. It's unusual. Dolphins do not have any fur." http://buff.ly/1HInqCz

The inevitable robot uprising begins as robot kills man at Volkswagen plant in Germany http://buff.ly/1JAH3gp

NASA's curiosity rover photographs a pyramid on Mars http://buff.ly/1eRVuj6

A giant penis is ejaculating glitter over surprised Norwegians to remind them to use condoms http://buff.ly/1QVyL6C

Therapy kangaroos have been banned as service animals in Beaver Dam, tiny horses still ok http://buff.ly/1RewYV3

DNA tests confirm ancient skeleton known as Kennewick Man is not Patrick Stewart http://buff.ly/1BmIs7j

Here's a raccoon riding an alligator, because Florida http://buff.ly/1QZOQTv

Woman jailed for keeping a Jennifer Lopez movie in her VHS collection http://buff.ly/1QZysCE

Three sandbar sharks are recuperating at SeaWorld after being involved in a traffic accident in Florida http://buff.ly/1JNqgGv

Man pleads guilty to assault with a tasty weapon http://buff.ly/1MwR8s7

Man goes looking for curtains in Glasgow IKEA, instead he finds Jesus in the toilet http://buff.ly/1f53u01

KFC heads to court to prove they don't breed eight-legged, six-winged 'spider chickens' http://buff.ly/1JmuzbC

Two men arrested for ‘Manspreading' - sitting with their legs too far apart on NY subway http://buff.ly/1eIu0vY

A pigeon has been arrested by police in India on suspicion of being a spy from Pakistan http://buff.ly/1eDuRht

Acting a bit racist? Go for a nap, scientists say http://buff.ly/1JZfiwB

For The Queen's speech, which focused on austerity cuts to the poor, a separate horse-drawn carriage was used to transport her hat http://buff.ly/1J2EwuH

Woman wearing hat encrusted with 2,800 diamonds announces further austerity cuts for poor http://buff.ly/1AuBEnL

Daring seagull joins the Red Arrows fly-by, flying in perfect formation http://buff.ly/1HLKMqh

After four long years of drought California is starting to think drinking poo-water is more sounding better and better http://buff.ly/1FAs4hT

Queensland Police issue a wanted notice for Nickelback - for committing crimes against music http://buff.ly/1AoAaeF

Lamb rescued from German brothel after drugs bust http://buff.ly/1AsP837

Actual advert from PETA.. There are no words for this kind of stupid

Russian Navy Seals twirl guns and wave flags to celebrate 70 years since defeat of Nazis [video] http://buff.ly/1dj0UCU

Internet Rule 34 — "If it exists, there is porn of it" — is proven once again with Apple iWatch erotica, seen here on an iWatch “Oh yeah!” she cried. “Give me a Stevejob.” “Deeper,” she said. “Invade me. Fuck the privacy right out of me.” http://buff.ly/1zLpRkg

Internet Rule 34 — "If it exists, there is porn of it" — is proven once again with Apple iWatch erotica, seen here on an iWatch “Oh yeah!” she cried. “Give me a Stevejob.” “Deeper,” she said. “Invade me. Fuck the privacy right out of me.” http://buff.ly/1zLpRkg

Football-mad boyfriend makes his other half pass an 'Arsenal Exam' or be dumped http://buff.ly/1bWiA6K

Eleven-year-old girl pulls out her own tooth with a slingshot [video]

SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/1m6su5O For most children loosing a tooth is a tedious process, spent patiently waiting for their tooth to fall out. But little Alex...
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