Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem"

The priest claimed to be purifying the youngsters who were attending what they thought was a religious camp

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Florida house for sale advert features posing granny in every room - Grandma not included

The lady has become a hit on Twitter after her grandson posted the pics online

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Man injured by Pizza Hut croutons awarded $2,000 compensation

For obvious reasons, tort reform advocates tend to focus on high-profile cases with punitive damages in the millions of dollars, but what about civil law as experienced by your average schlimazel*? Take,...

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Weatherman realises coat hanger is still in his suit, pulls it out live on air

That moment when you're on air and suddenly realize you left the hanger in your suit....

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Funeral quickly turns into a farce when the body is left behind

Clue: it isn't the coffin, or the shovel

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New study claims eating delicious bacon may give you a longer lifespan

Finally, we're doing something right.

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Meanwhile, in China.. A man has been jailed for six years for growing a beard

The 38-year-old man and his wife were also accused of 'picking quarrels and provoking trouble' at a court in China.

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Inmate used a smuggled phone to email fake bail instructions to prison staff, who released him

An inmate who was in prison for multiple charges of fraud is apparently up to his old tricks. Posing as a senior court clerk, Neil Moore, 28, used an illicit mobile phone to email fake bail instructions...

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4 year-old girl sneaks out at 3am, and catches bus to the shops to buy a Slushie

A four-year-old girl in Philadelphia ventured out on her own in the early hours of the morning in search of a sweet drink.

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'Jesus' found after a rockslide http://buff.ly/1a6iVTx

'Jesus' found after a rockslide http://buff.ly/1a6iVTx

Groom tries to 'drown himself after seeing ugly bride for the first time' in arranged marriage

This is really something else.

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An entire neighbourhood got stoned after police burned 3.3 tonnes of seized cannabis nearby

Crystal meth and E was also destroyed.

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Father thinks he's having stroke after eating daughter's marijuana brownies

This is why you should never eat someone’s food without asking.

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Meet 80-year-old Shirley Andrews, She loves knitting, crochet, and sex. She describes herself as a super-cougar and claims to have sex with 1,000 men, and has a tattoo around one of her nipples that says ‘Gang Bang Queen’.

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12 year-old girl poisoned her mother with bleach after her iPhone was confiscated

BOULDER COUNTY, Colo. — A Colorado girl faces attempted murder charges after allegedly attempting to poison her mother with bleach twice after the woman took away her cell phone. According to KDVR-...

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Two elephants helped keep an 18-wheeler truck upright after it became stuck on the interstate

Two elephants en route to a Texas circus helped keep an 18-wheeeler upright after it became stuck in the shoulder of Interstate 49 Tuesday (March 24) morning, according to the Natchitoches Parish Sheriff's...

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Woman dies after fourth black-market bum injection. 'She got hooked on them booty shots’

Wykesha Reid 'got hooked on them booty shots,' a relative said.

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Students stunned as lecturer plays them movie of herself naked and pretending to masturbate with a Tampon [video]

Warning: Story contains graphic content. Drama students were left unable to look their lecturer in the eye after she played them a graphic video where she stimulated masturbation with a tampon, writhed...

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Man released rat to get out of paying £7.25 restaurant bill on Valentine's Day

Romantic Christopher Baker released the rat during a Valentine's Day meal.

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Student loses 90% of her skin, her finger nails, her hair and most of her sight after allergic reaction

Khaliah Shaw, 24, lost her skin, nails, hair and most of her sight, but kept her smile.

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Woman held 8 days in NYC psych ward for saying Obama followed her on Twitter — which he does

A Long Island woman was detained in a Harlem mental institution for eight days for claiming, among other things, that President Barack Obama followed her on Twitter — even though he does.

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His salted and cooked parent's remains were found packed into lunchboxes with rice

A man who killed, dismembered and cooked his parents has been jailed for life. Henry Chau Hoi-leung was found guilty of two counts of murder over the deaths of his father Chau Wing-ki, 65, and mother...

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Bank error in your favour, collect £1.25million

Kieran McKeefery resisted the temptation to spend the money.

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In addition to gold and silver, human waste also contains amounts of rare earth metals such as palladium and vanadium

US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious metals from human faeces.

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Wanted: prostitute 'tester' "Practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary"

Brothel says, 'Practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary. You should enjoy having fun with people and you should not be afraid of contact'

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. The First Kitchen restaurant in Japan is now selling KitKat sandwiches

KitKat, whipped cream and orange? That's our kind of sandwich.

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It’s raining geese in Idaho, as thousands of geese dropped dead at the same time

Thousands of geese fell from the sky in Salmon, Idaho yesterday in what may be the most terrifying type of rainstorm ever. Is the world ending? Should we take shelter underground? Should we really push...

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China completes first commercial flight powered by discarded cooking oil http://buff.ly/1AYYNJn

China’s largest private carrier Hainan Airlines has completed the country’s first commercial flight powered by biofuel – namely, discarded cooking oil collected from Chinese restaurants.

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Florida man arrested for trying to sell hog-tied live iguanas duct-taped to bike handlebars

A man in Key West is being charged with animal cruelty Tuesday, after he duct-taped three live iguanas to the handle bars of his bicycle.

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Woman posts Facebook advert for man to get her pregnant for £350

The 'winner' has to hand over all paternal rights to her

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Group of mystery poopers are carrying out 'co-ordinated attack' on swimming pools in NZ

CONSPIRACY.

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Burger King will soon serve up a Whopper-scented perfume

But is it vegetarian?...

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If you've consented to having a vaginal piercing you will be classed as a victim of FGM by NHS

Women in Britain with genital piercings are being classed as having suffered female genital mutilation (FGM), it has emerged. The NHS compulsory reporting regulations are intended to protect women and...

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Student who posted ‘it is better to die from vodka than from boredom’ dies from vodka, but at least he wasn't bored.

He downed 25 shots of vodka in less than 60 seconds.

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Woman invents bizarre front ponytail hairdo for her workout [video]

The hair innovation all gym-going women have been waiting for.

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It's hard to terrorise people when you dress like a kebab, ISIS commander told http://buff.ly/1BwVDLN

It's hard to terrorise people when you dress like a kebab, ISIS commander told http://buff.ly/1BwVDLN

Diet drinks will make you fat

For older people, drinking sweetened fizzy drinks can have a terrifying effect on the waistline

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Fake fivers with Kim Jong-un's face are doing the rounds http://buff.ly/1O2WFcq

Fake fivers with Kim Jong-un's face are doing the rounds http://buff.ly/1O2WFcq

Florida man breaks into home, claims he co-owns it with Mariah Carey

A man was charged with burglary after police found him drinking a beer inside a Holmes Beach home he claimed to co-own with Mariah Carey.

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Candy manufacturer announces sweet taster position that will be paid in sweets

The firm behind Love Hearts, Drumsticks and Refreshers are on the hunt for a chief sweet taster. The successful candidate for the role will be over 16 and will be paid their annual salary in sweets....

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Great-grandmother celebrates 100th birthday by skydiving, and then cage diving with sharks

She'll continue the celebration by cage diving with sharks

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60 year-old Frenchman stopped at Polish border after smuggling Russian bride, 30, in suitcase

Polish border guards conducting a check in a train heading from Moscow to Nice were astonished when they opened one of the suitcases, only to find a 30-year-old Russian woman inside. The woman and her...

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Bomb squad called when man leaves suspicious metal can containing substance that blows minds

Police evacuated the Oakville Post Office and called in the bomb squad Monday after an unknown man deposited a large...

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Pastor raises the price of salvation for his followers to a $65 million private jet

Pastor Creflo Dollar has spoken to God, and God wants him to buy a $65 million private jet. His congregation, thus far, has obliged his every whim.

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Real flying cars will be in the skies by 2017, company claims

Slovak company AeroMobil has been developing a futuristic vision of real flying cars. Now, for the first time, its CEO put a proper timeline on the idea: the expensive toys are to hit the super-rich market...

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Forrest Dump: Accused killer defecates in court and smears feces on his face, says 'Life is like a box of chocolates'

Bryan Schwartz, 27, of Terrytown, New Orleans, was removed from the courtroom on Thursday after covering his face in his own waste and reportedly saying: 'Life is life a box of chocolates.'

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11-Year-old boy suspended for a year for bringing a leaf to school Difficulty: Not Marijuana http://buff.ly/1GLAuSG

11-Year-old boy suspended for a year for bringing a leaf to school Difficulty: Not Marijuana http://buff.ly/1GLAuSG

"In 2001, Mr Durst was acquitted of murder after convincing a jury that while living in Texas disguised as a mute woman, he had shot dead elderly neighbour Morris Black, dismembered his body and dumped it in Galveston Bay in an act of self-defence."

An American millionaire from a prominent New York family is arrested on suspicion of murder after seeming to admit to several killings in a recording.

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The number two - Britain's first entirely poo powered bus has started service

You get a free ride if you can resist making a joke for the entire journey.

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Man shoots his ex-girlfriend, told police his neighbor’s dog told him to do it

The man suspected of shooting his ex-girlfriend Tuesday told police his neighbor's dog told him to shoot himself in front of his ex-girlfriend. Instead, police say he ended up shooting her in the head...

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Pampered pussies can soon go to the Longcroft Luxury Cat Hotel for break from stressful humans

The Longcroft Luxury Cat Hotel in Birkdale, Southport, is due to open at the end of the month and will be offering top of the line accommodation for pampered pets.

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Man left taped to lamppost outside Dublin pub after St Patrick's Day celebrations http://buff.ly/1AM0clt

Man left taped to lamppost outside Dublin pub after St Patrick's Day celebrations http://buff.ly/1AM0clt

Breast milk facials are a real thing, and are available at a spa in Chicago

Mud, a new face-friendly spa in Chicago, is offering its sensitive-skinned patrons something unusual: breast milk facials. Shama Patel, Mud’s founder, explains: I really wanted to come up with something...

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Owners claim poodle who walks on two legs in girl's clothes 'thinks he is a human'

The poodle even wears a backpack...

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Florida woman claims she accidentally bought house because of diet pills

The diet pills may have made her do it.

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Behold, the doughnut hot dog: A glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut wrapped around a hot dog, covered in crumbled bacon and raspberry jam

With baseball season fast approaching, stadiums and teams alike are readying themselves for the coming rush of fans once April hits. And while the Phillies are doing that with spring training, the minor...

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Tiger Woods can't name his restaurant 'Tiger Woods' because Nike owns the rights to his name

Tiger Woods' latest project is a restaurant. But the man overseeing it says the place won't be named after the celebrity golfer.

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April Fools Day in Plymouth to be moved to April 2 because of eclipse

April Fool's Day is to be moved to April 2 this year because of the effect of the solar eclipse. The astronomical impact of the alignment of the sun and moon over Plymouth on March 20 will mean the...

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Skier hit by a plane on piste in French Alps

A skier was struck by a plane on a ski slope in the French Alps on Thursday and remarkably lived to tell the tale. Officials say a catastrophe was only narrowly avoided after the plane just missed a group...

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TIME magazine cover accidentally(?) gives Hillary Clinton horns http://buff.ly/18rxi3p

TIME magazine cover accidentally(?) gives Hillary Clinton horns http://buff.ly/18rxi3p

Pilot 'draws' big penis in air over Florida using GPS flight data

The pilot of a private plane may have created the lewdest image ever using GPS flight data - creating a childish outline during a two-hour flight south-west of Orlando.

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Passengers stranded for 15 hours after 'smelly poo' forces flight to return to Heathrow

A British Airways flight was forced to turn back to Heathrow leaving passengers stranded for 15 hours - because someone did "a smelly poo in the toilet".

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A Red Nose Day fundraiser was told it was no laughing matter after his soldier costume prompted an armed police manhunt across Norwich yesterday

A Red Nose Day fundraiser was told it was no laughing matter after his soldier costume prompted a police manhunt across Norwich yesterday.

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Woman, 29, posts advert for man to impregnate her after her mother nags her to have baby

'I'd love to help her, but her mother seems a bit of a nightmare.'

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Man's penis 'snaps' during sex, leaving him with an 'eggplant deformity' (Warning: pictures!)

That's gotta hurt. A jarring image published in the New England Journal of Medicine on Thursday shows a penile 'fracture' that occurred after a man jammed his erect penis into his lover's perineum. Dr....

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Man receives donated penis after botched circumcision

A South African university is claiming to have carried out the world’s “first successful penile transplant”. Surgeons at Stellenbosch University performed the nine-hour operation in Cape Town in...

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Police investigating 'plan to smuggle thieving dwarf out of UK in plane luggage'

Romanian Doru Apetrei appealed on Facebook for people in his home country to help with the bizarre plan

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Knife-wielding man tries to rob woman at stamp kiosk in post office, mistaking it for an ATM

Police have arrested a man in a bizarre robbery.

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Video of man cooking delicious bacon using a M16 rifle, because America

Competitive shooter Dustin Ellermann cooks bacon using his M16 riffle in a video that is a perfect example of what MURICA, FUCK YEAH means. To do that, he wrapped the bacon around the suppressor of his...

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Mechanic finds car couldn't go over 40mph because a squirrel had filled the engine with nuts

This rodent was dicing with death.

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Ejaculating into someone's coffee cup could soon be illegal in Minnesota

A Blaine man was initially charged with two gross misdemeanor counts after allegedly putting his semen into a co-worker's coffee. But the charges were dis

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Man arranges boob job for girlfriend's birthday.. Her reaction is hardly surprising

This boyfriend learned the hard way.

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Drunk man attempts to avoid arrest...by rolling in dog poo

WILKES-BARRE -- A man from Wilkes-Barre took an unusual method in an attempt to avoid arrest, according to police. Police said Maurice Franklin, 45, of Wilkes-Barre was walking in the area of Acade...

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Woman set herself on fire while driving, crashes, then jumps off 40ft bridge. Police suspect suicide attempt, as she somehow survived

Witnesses said the woman was driving a car with an interior that was on fire before it wrecked

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UFOlogists claim our Moon is a huge alien spaceship parked in orbit around Earth (with 'proof')

UFOlogists have proposed that the moon, believed to be a natural satellite of Earth, is, in fact, a huge spaceship, a gigantic UFO, parked in orbit around the

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New creepy talking Barbie records your child’s conversations and transmits them to a corporation that analyzes your kid’s likes and dislikes. Strangely, some people have a problem with this.

New eavesdropping Barbie records your child’s conversations and transmits them to a corporation that analyzes your kid’s likes and dislikes. And then things get weird.

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"Bananas from Tesco are infested with hundreds of deadly Brazilian wandering spiders whose bite can cause painful four-hour erections"

Maria Layton, from Bristol, was giving her six-year-old daughter a banana when she saw the Brazilian wandering spider nest - the most venomous spider in the world.

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Texting Florida woman walks in front of freight train, is thrown into the air and survives

LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — Police say a 27-year-old woman who was texting walked into the path of a freight train, was clipped and thrown into the air, but survived. Police say Sheena Keynna appeared to...

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Study reveals there are too many studies

Though one might assume an ever-increasing torrent of studies promotes knowledge, it actually seems to have the opposite effect. US and Finnish researchers have found that science could be in decay, as...

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Florida golf tournament went ahead as planned last week despite huge alligator sat at hole #7

A Florida golf tournament went ahead as planned last week despite a huge alligator wandering around the green. The Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, West Florida, is apparently used to the reptiles...

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Thieves steal $18,000 of nickels (5 pences) from Florida home, weighing 1.8 metric tons

If you've seen someone carrying around $18,000 worth of nickels, police in North Naples, Florida, want to talk with you. Investigators said 183 boxes filled with bankrolls of nickels were stolen February...

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Food company forced to rename their meatballs as simply "balls" because they don't contain enough meat

A Finnish food company has been forced to rename their meatballs simply “balls” as they do not contain enough ‘proper’ meat.

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Thousands of spiders captured falling in clusters from cabin walls in Mexico [video]

The skin-crawling footage captures thousands of spiders running in between huge clusters on a cabin wall. The spiders begin falling to the ground and cause the video maker to run away in terror.

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In what sounds like a horror film, the world's oldest mummies are turning into 'Black Ooze'

After remaining perfectly preserved for 7,000 years, the world’s oldest mummies have started to rot and “turn into black ooze.” The culprit, scientists say, may be climate change. The Chinchorro,...

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Incredible moment baby says hello at just SEVEN WEEKS old

Toni and Paul McCann, from Ireland, were shocked when their adorable baby boy Cillian said 'hello' at just seven weeks old. The moment was caught on camera by Toni.

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Akron police seek ‘Bowel Movement Bandit,’ serial car defecator

Oh, Northeast Ohio, I love you. Akron police are seeking a man now dubbed, probably by some rubbish local news program, the “Bowel Movement Bandit,” suspected of having shat on as many as nineteen...

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Naked Florida woman arrested after 'scaring people' at Dunkin' Donuts

A woman arrested on an indecent exposure charge at a Florida Dunkin' Donuts told police that she got naked as a dare. Employees at the franchise said Shakara Martin, 32, walked up to the storefront in...

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Teen stole goat so he could ask girl, 'Would you goat with me to prom?'

Don’t kid around with other people’s goats. Three Georgia teenagers are being tried as adults after allegedly stealing a goat Saturday night so that one of the boys could use the animal to help him...

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Family 'photobombed by ghost of little girl who drowned in 1915'

The face is eerily luminescent and has two dark ‘eye holes’. Some observers have claimed two hair buns can be seen. Others have claimed they could be horns

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Utah rescuers of baby trapped over icy river can't explain voice calling for help

The infant, Lily Groesbeck, survived as the water flowing through the car never touched her as she hung by straps in her car seat.

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Rihanna superfan covers her entire body in tattoos of the singer

Sarah Ridge has inked seven versions of Rihanna's face on to her body.

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Florida woman faces felony charges after she posed as a nurse at a clinic for more than a year

Cops say an impostor nurse's alleged deception was simple: All she had to do was act the part. A Sarasota woman faces felony charges after she allegedly posed as a nurse at a clinic for more than a year....

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Kids' toy 100 euros note accepted as real currency by business in Northern Ireland

Police in Newry have said a children's 100 euro note was accepted by a business premises in the County Down town.

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Truly inspirational tattoo.

Here’s a typo-riddled homage to the Bon Jovi song “It’s My Life.” Not only does the person sporting this sucker for life have the embarrassing misfortune of a glaring typo on their arm, just...

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According to a recent poll, Fox News is the most trusted news network in America..

According to a new poll, Fox News is the most trusted news network in America. Let that terrifying thought just sink in a while... The survey conducted by Quinnipiac University found 29 percent of respondents...

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Give your mum an itch-free Mother’s Day this year.. Forget flowers or chocs, give her AnalCare!

Because every mum deserves an 'itch-free' Mother's Day, no?

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Cat tries to beat-up woman after she insults him using the cat translator app

Maybe it's time those smug cats got taken down a peg or two?

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Unlucky man finds a full, uncooked potato in his crisp packet (but no crisps)

Technically it is a crisp, just in an earlier form.

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A bag of air taken from a Kanye West show is selling on eBay for $60,000 http://buff.ly/186ZzMz

A bag of air taken from the Yeezus tour has attracted more than 90 bids on eBay with days left of the sale

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Irish loophole makes ketamine, ecstasy and crystal meth legal for a day

Politicians are expected to pass emergency laws after a court struck down an existing ban on drugs including ecstasy and ketamine.

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Spiderman has been feeding the homeless in Birmingham http://buff.ly/1GzM9Hr

Spiderman has been feeding the homeless in Birmingham http://buff.ly/1GzM9Hr

DEA warns medical marijuana could lead to stoned rabbits

Utah took a huge step forward in the realm of cannabis reform last week by giving initial approval to legalize medical marijuana. The proposal passed its first test after a Senate committee voted 3-2...

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Why being unable to stand noisy eaters might make you a genius

A new study suggests the most creative of us are unable to filter out irrelevant noise

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Jimmy Savile introduces: Benjamin Rabbit and The Stranger Danger Buy it on Amazon http://buff.ly/1E7Pp9H

Jimmy Savile introduces: Benjamin Rabbit and The Stranger Danger Buy it on Amazon http://buff.ly/1E7Pp9H

Angry badger shuts down luxury Stockholm hotel

Police intervene after an angry badger lays siege to a luxury hotel in central Stockholm.

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Artist uses DNA left on discarded chewing gum to create sculptures of those that chewed it http://buff.ly/1BqVtZZ

Artist uses DNA left on discarded chewing gum to create sculptures of those that chewed it http://buff.ly/1BqVtZZ

The strange story of the man who posted himself to Australia

In 1964 Australian athlete Reg Spiers sent himself from London to Australia in a wooden box - he was transported as freight in the cargo hold of a plane.

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Scientists shave spider's moustaches to see if they help lure prey

The brown huntsman spider, Heteropoda venatoria, has a striking white stripe on its face reminiscent of a moustache. And now, researchers who’ve shaved those spider moustaches off have discovered that...

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Mother Mary statue seen 'crying' http://buff.ly/1BkitLf

Mother Mary statue seen 'crying' http://buff.ly/1BkitLf

Florida man told police he was “exposing himself for the ladies,” as "that's what ladies like"

Hal Hamrick wanted to find a lady. So, the 48-year-old man did what ladies like. Or, at least what he thought they like. Hamrick walked around a Port St. Lucie shopping center exposing himself “multiple...

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'Jesus Christ told me to steal an ambulance'

HOUSTON -- Houston police have arrested a person accused of stealing an ambulance in Midtown. The Houston Fire Department said the ambulance was

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Florida man takes LSD and goes on violent naked rampage, and trashes girlfriends house

A Florida man is in custody after allegedly taking LSD and going on a naked rampage. Jupiter resident Daniel Leneve, 18, was arrested Feb. 28th after he and his 17-year-old girlfriend allegedly took three...

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Man confesses to killing, brings body to lawyer's office

A client walked into a Fort Myers law firm Wednesday claiming he had killed a man in self defense and the man was in the bed of his pickup.

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'Give this shirt to a woman. It’s her job.’

A sportswear company which printed labels on football shirts telling owners to 'give this shirt to a woman' to wash it has apologised.

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Better marry a redhead - Turns out they might be genetically superior Read more: http://buff.ly/1aPkyox

Better marry a redhead - Turns out they might be genetically superior Read more: http://buff.ly/1aPkyox

Hamburg locals use special water-proof paint that sprays piss back on public urinators

A community group in Hamburg has found a unique way to keep its streets clean – using water-repellent paint to ‘splash back’ on visitors who pee too freely

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Man who burned himself by bowing his head in prayer over sizzling fajita skillet claims he wasn't warned it was hot

Hiram Jimenez claimed the restaurant put him in danger by serving him the hot food without warning him it was hot.

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Woman asks for divorce because husband's penis is too big

Bigger isn't always better, as one woman found out shortly after clapping eyes on her husband's massive penis. Aisha Dannupawa, from Nigeria, who has three children from a former marriage, has filed for...

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Men have evolved to be attracted to women with curved spines because they are better at food foraging while pregnant

Psychologists at Bilkent University in Turkey showed 300 men silhouettes of women's bodies and found that a curved spine with an angle of 45 degrees was the most attractive.

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Florida man treats his neighbors to NFL game, pays with their stolen credit card

A Florida man who generously offered to treat his neighbors to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers football game may not have been so generous after all. Investigators in Hernando County said the suspect paid for...

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70% of the population would rather have a fictional dog running the country than David Cameron

Paws for thought.

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Hop over to the Orbi Yokohama museum for a limited edition black bun frog burger http://buff.ly/1M8XM6M

Meanwhile, in Japan.. Hop over to the Orbi Yokohama museum for a limited edition black bun frog burger http://buff.ly/1M8XM6M

Genius robber convicted after boasting on Facebook he was 'doing Tesco over' http://buff.ly/18TmdJ2

Genius robber convicted after boasting on Facebook he was 'doing Tesco over' http://buff.ly/18TmdJ2

Criminal mastermind arrested after replying to his own most wanted ad on Facebook http://buff.ly/18TlBmT

Criminal mastermind arrested after replying to his own most wanted ad on Facebook http://buff.ly/18TlBmT

Texas Man has early entry in the worst tattoo of the year with 'the dress' http://buff.ly/1NkjckK

Texas Man has early entry in the worst tattoo of the year with 'the dress' http://buff.ly/1NkjckK

'Three elderly men, in their 70s to 80s, were dressed in tennis skirts.. and they were engaging in sexual activity.’

Dean Smallhatch was out for a stroll when he came across the bizarre scene.

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Lion learns to open the wrapper on her meal

A family watching lions from the supposed safety of their car at a safari park in South Africa learned you should always lock your door. In a 2014 video that's now gaining attention, a curious female...

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The Ita-Supo, the first talking huggy pillow that responds to your touch with verbal responses, including angry outbursts if you get too grabby

A proper anime character huggy pillow seems to have become a critical component of the full fetish and fantasy regalia of a well-rounded otaku, but there are certain things you just can’t do with such...

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"Fairy control" has had to be brought in at a woods in Somerset to curb the "profusion of elfin construction"

"Fairy control" is brought in at woodland in Somerset to curb the "profusion of elfin construction".

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Cows break into woman’s home and poo everywhere while she showers

What the!?

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‘Health hazard’: Climbers leave mountains of poo on world’s highest mountain

Human waste on Everest is becoming an issue, with pollution and disease hazards putting the world’s highest mountain at risk, according to Nepalese authorities.

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COMPLETE SET Golden Girls Prayer Candles (complete set of all four candles with Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia and Rose)

After years of quoting and revering these four ladies, now you can finally light a candle and elevate your prayers and worries to the skies above

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Filmmakers reveal CGI was used in Fifty Shades of Grey for the whips and pubic hair

Judd Apatow, Amy Schumer, Adrian Lyne and other film professionals talk about the reality of shooting sex scenes for film and television.

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Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers

Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop “Spocking” its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy’s death, Canadian folks have been “Spocking” the hell out of the five dollar bill...

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Homer Simpson predicted the correct mass of the Higgs Boson 14 years before CERN

Dr Simon Singh has found that a formula that appears on a blackboard in an episode of the long running cartoon series predicts the mass of the Higgs boson, which was finally proved to exist only in 2013.

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Here are Apple's new racially diverse emoji, including Jaundice

Apple users would be able to change the skin hue on people emoji.

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Man drops dead after playing World Of Warcraft for 19 hours straight, continued playing even after ambulance called when he started coughing up blood

Wu Tai, 24, went to the unnamed internet cafe in the Chinese capital Shanghai to play the latest installment of the role-playing fantasy game alongside other fans of the popular series.

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1) Smoking weed makes white women sleep with black men

You realise that the War on Drugs was dreamed up by some really racist people

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Genius car thief is knocked out by his own brick [video]

Ever heard of a boomerang brick?

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Supermarket ravers bring the party to Asda in Huddersfield

The campaign to make supermarket raves compulsory starts here

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Despite the genius hiding place, the cops looked anyway

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, has been cited for possessing pot inside a container that had been slapped with a label reading: "Not Weed." The Lincoln Journal Star reports ( http://bit.ly/1DvAdjI...

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The 'sex selfie stick' lets you FaceTime the inside of a vagina

Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented.

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Pat Robertson: Smoking pot is ‘slavery to vegetables,’ but God can ‘set you free’

Televangelist Pat Robertson said on Monday that people who smoked marijuana, used cocaine or consumed alcohol had been enslaved by vegetables.

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The Li'l Lager baby bottle lets your baby join in your drinking sessions http://buff.ly/1AQDkFR

The Li'l Lager baby bottle lets your baby join in your drinking sessions http://buff.ly/1AQDkFR

Woman sends £1million to the online lover she's never met, is 95% sure he's not a scammer..

Twice-divorced Sarah has said she is "95 per cent" certain she is not being scammed by the man she began emailing 18 months ago

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Peppa Pig toy teaches three-year-old to say 'fuck you'

Parents vow to boycott the children's TV favourite.

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Double Dick Dude talks about sex life, dresses both ways at same time (warning: Dick pics!)

And here you thought "Double D's" only referred to bra size or batteries. In an exclusive interview with Reddit's co-founder Alexis Ohanian, the man with two penises who answered the Internet's most throbbing...

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Brie and custard creams, anyone?

A plain cracker can perfectly compliment a range of cheeses, a Jammy Dodger less so.

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