'I have spoken to many Air Force officers who worked at nuclear silos during the Cold War. They told me UFOs were frequently seen overhead and often disabled their missiles,' says Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell.

Aliens came to Earth to stop a nuclear war between the US and the Soviet Union at the start of the Cold War, according to the sixth man to walk the surface of the moon.
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The mascot for the 2017 world swimming championships is....a terrifying drowned child with empty eye sockets!?

“The mascot for the 2017 world swimming championships is terrifying.”
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The latest celeb breakup shocker is Kermit and Miss Piggy, who announced the split today "After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship."

The pair announced the news just a month before 'The Muppets' premieres on ABC
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Giant 40-foot-tall minion escaped his restraints and caused chaos in Dublin http://buff.ly/1eRvnrA

Giant 40-foot-tall minion escaped his restraints and caused chaos in Dublin http://buff.ly/1eRvnrA

HitchBOT, the robot that relied on kindness of humans to hitch-hike across America was decapitated and left in a ditch after just two weeks

The hitchhiking robot known as hitchBOT was destroyed in Philadelphia over the weekend. And now we finally have footage of the jerk who did it. Vlogger Jesse Wellens posted the footage below to Snapchat....
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‘We used to burn people like you!’ - Catholic monk pleads guilty to harassing lesbian witches This is not a repeat from 1620AD

A Catholic monk has pleaded guilty to harassing a pair of lesbian witches and telling them “we used to burn people like you” during a quarrel over homosexuality.
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Disco Boy brings the party to the M20 motorway

Drivers stuck on the M20 in Operation Stack have been entertained by Disco Boy Lee Marshall
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A US network says the first-ever live exorcism will be aired this Halloween

A US cable network says that it will stage a first-ever act of exorcism live this Halloween. The event will take place on the 66th anniversary of the infamous exorcism of Roland Doe that inspired the...
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BBC Sports presenter ends segment by pretending to tap imaginary iPad

Chris Mitchell had been presenting his segment on Sports Today on the BBC news channel but made matters worse with the futile gesture because viewers could clearly see he was empty handed.
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Man calls police because his girlfriend let her cat eat his bacon, demands their arrests

A FUMING bacon buff rang police and demanded they arrest a cat after it ate his rashers.
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Couple's engagement photo shows that people can find love, even in the darkest of places

Oh.
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After publishing a tourist sightseeing guide, ISIS opens gift shop in Iraq

Pictures of a gift shop in northern Iraq selling a whole range of souvenirs with Islamic State logo on them have emerged on social media, suggesting the extremist group has made yet another step to becoming...
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Hipster officers bristle after police chiefs force them to wear beard nets if they don't trim their beards

Officers in one police force have been ordered to regulate their facial hair in a clampdown on their beards such as the one sported by this incredibly hirstute Metropolitan Police officer, pictured.
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Police use snowplow to crash knee-high mayfly orgy

“I’ve lived in Sabula since ’75. I’ve never seen that many before, ever.” So said Teena Franzen of Sabula, Iowa, in describing a mayfly swarm so thick that the Iowa Department of Transportation...
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Magicians videobomb boring Sky News report with a bit of background magic

Magicians Young & Strange photobomb the background of a Live Sky News broadcast with journalist Ashish Joshi in Westminster. To use this video in a commercia...
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Artist creates a police baton that texts the officer's mum every time it's used

It's crazy, but it just might eradicate police brutality.
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Artist creates a shower curtain that evicts you after 4 minutes

These shower curtains won't let you keep the water running.
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Ukip: The musical

Don't worry, its ABOUT Ukip, not written by them.
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Buggy robot surgery likely caused 144 deaths over 13 years

Robotic surgery is on the rise as doctors look to make procedures less invasive, but according to a new study, the strategy comes with risks. Loo
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You can bypass your liver and just inhale clouds of spirits through your lungs and eyeballs at a new bar in London

It's probably quicker tbf.
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Winner of French Scrabble championship doesn't speak a word of French

The French-language Scrabble world championship has been won by a New Zealander who does not speak French, organisers say.
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ISIS are apparently strapping explosives to 'suicide chickens' in Iraq and sending them into enemy camps

Members of the terror group operating in and around the city of Fallujah are said to be strapping explosive belts to chickens, which are then encouraged to wander into enemy camps.
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MyFreeImplants.com allows women to fund their breast enlargements by receiving money every time they chat to men online. Further donations can also be made, often in return for women sending them erotic photos.

A website that crowdfunds breast implant surgery has been called "exploitative".
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A man is in custody after allegedly breaking into an apartment with a knife, telling the resident, "You're going to smoke some weed with me right now."

CADILLAC, Mich. - A man is in custody after allegedly breaking into an apartment with a knife, telling the resident, "You're going to smoke some weed with me right now." The bizarre situation began...
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Female protester convicted of assaulting police officer with her breast

A female protestor in Hong Kong has been found guilty of assaulting a police officer with that well-known weapon: her breast. Ng Lai-ying was convicted of using her chest to bump the right arm of C
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German police have 'detained' a squirrel in the city of Bottrop after a woman complained the animal was stalking her

German police have 'detained' a squirrel in the city of Bottrop after a woman complained the animal was stalking her. Police are providing rations of honey tea and apple for the prisoner.
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A production of King Lear is using a cast of actual sheep to perform in London http://buff.ly/1JmFkpz

A production of King Lear is using a cast of actual sheep to perform in London http://buff.ly/1JmFkpz

Squirrel gets drunk and trashes a bar causing £300 damage

A 'drunk' squirrel turns beer taps on, opens bags of crisps and smashes glasses at a private members' club.
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Chinese man grew boobs because of the hormones in fried chicken http://buff.ly/1CGK2Si

Chinese man grew boobs because of the hormones in fried chicken http://buff.ly/1CGK2Si

Man creates needy huggable toaster that you must embrace for the entire cooking time in order to get any toast

A toaster that needs hugging and an alarm clock that sounds until held above the head are among Ted Wiles' collection of interactive household objects.
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Man was packed into a tent bag by his mates at a festival and turned to Twitter for help http://buff.ly/1fDpgbT

Man was packed into a tent bag by his mates at a festival and turned to Twitter for help http://buff.ly/1fDpgbT

Meanwhile, in Japan.. Someone has just paid £5,000 for a bunch of grapes at auction - £200 per grape

Each berry costs £203, weighs at least 20 grams and is the size of a ping-pong ball
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Two guys launch fireworks out of their butts at each other to celebrate 4th July, because America

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Eyelid Piercings are a thing now... and they look horrible

Check out these pictures of the newest piercing trend, eyelid piercing!
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After huge cuts to essential public services, George Osborne creates hardship fund for the poor MPs of Britain

The cash injection will come infuriate hard-pressed families after the Tory cut tax credits and other benefits, slashing the welfare budget by £12billion
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Criminal masterminds use printer and A4 paper to make money to buy biscuits http://buff.ly/1HXttBD

Criminal masterminds use printer and A4 paper to make money to buy biscuits http://buff.ly/1HXttBD

Woman legally changes her name to Jemmaroid Von Laalaa so she could log in to Facebook

Holistic therapist Jemma Rogers, 30, admits she changed her name to Jemmaroid Von Laalaa so she could get back into her account
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Finally we can eat like pigs and then just suck it out through a port before it even hits our stomachs

The inventor of the Segway has come up with a way for people to eat all they want and lose weight, if they can stand the thought of it
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According to science (and a porn star) people who play with their joysicks are dynamite in bed, and both sexes are more aroused after playing violent games

Imagine a group of gamers sitting in a darkened room playing the latest instalment of Mass Effect. You might think "ugh, gamer losers, they'll never get laid," but according to porn star Lucie Bee you'd...
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It's raining bears at University of Colorado again http://buff.ly/1TskV9P

It's raining bears at University of Colorado again http://buff.ly/1TskV9P

Girl is not allowed on plane ‘because she's too ginger’

Gingers have it bad enough already without this.
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Police in Canada issue 3 year-old his first parking ticket http://buff.ly/1Tr7W84

Police in Canada issue 3 year-old his first parking ticket http://buff.ly/1Tr7W84

People of Toronto make memorial for dead raccoon after council take 12 hours to dispose of it http://buff.ly/1Mlelxx

People of Toronto make memorial for dead raccoon after council take 12 hours to dispose of it http://buff.ly/1Mlelxx

Your favourite source of weird news is now also on Pinterest!

Today's WTF is a daily delivery of weird news to brighten up your day, and prove it's not all bad news :)
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Man drugged girlfriend so he could keep playing PlayStation game

Surely a frank conversation would have sufficed?
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"The light of many people's lives" dies after lighting firework off chest

Father-of-one Justin Bartek was called 'the light of many people's lives' by friends.
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Woman charged with drink-driving after crashing her baby's pram into car

Nicole Pumphrey, 28, was arrested and charged with endangering children, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness
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Russian police publish helpful guide to taking selfies without killing yourself

People are seriously injuring themselves taking selfies.
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Scientists eager to study mites having sex on your face

Microscopic mites are having sex on your face, and researchers from North Carolina State University are eager to study them. The "Meet Your Mites" program is collecting samples from ordinary citizens...
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Detroit police release squirrel mug shot after truck carrying $128,000 of walnuts is stolen "Note: The squirrel is not a suspect. It's just a picture. Used to draw attention. Please do not call in squirrel sightings. Also, we got this photo from Zazzle, a little store called Welcome Traditions. They also have a picture of a pig with lipstick. We think we like them. A LOT."

SHELBY TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts. The S
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Man ties 100+ balloons to a plastic chair and flies over Canada, but lands himself in jail

Calgary cleaning company, All Clean Natural, pulled off an insane stunt where entrepreneur Daniel Boria attached 110 helium balloons to a lawn chair and flew...
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America is producing so much excess milk that farmers have started burying it

Unable to figure out what to do with the small ocean of milk they’ve produced, dairy farmers have landed on an unorthodox solution: They’re burying it by the truckload.
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Eating cereal with ice cubes is now a thing.. Whatever will they think of next? Cold milk?

And here’s why people do it.
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Comment about Pony tail sparks mass brawl and derails tram

One witness said it was 'the most terrifying experience' of her life.
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Shaggy claims his music is ‘so emotional’ Isis would stop beheading people if they listened to it

The armies of ISIS still remain a violent threat in Syria, Iraq and surrounding areas. And while President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry have discussed strategies and plans for how we can halt the...
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Parents force 14-year-old girl to live in woods for a week after eating a Pop Tart

Deputies say a couple has been arrested after they forced their daughter to live in the woods because she ate a Pop Tart without permission.
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Bizarre giant furry sea creature found washed up on Russian beach.. "I can confidently say that this is some kind of a dolphin. "However, it has fur. It's unusual. Dolphins do not have any fur." http://buff.ly/1HInqCz

Bizarre giant furry sea creature found washed up on Russian beach.. "I can confidently say that this is some kind of a dolphin. "However, it has fur. It's unusual. Dolphins do not have any fur." http://buff.ly/1HInqCz

The inevitable robot uprising begins as robot kills man at Volkswagen plant in Germany http://buff.ly/1JAH3gp

The inevitable robot uprising begins as robot kills man at Volkswagen plant in Germany http://buff.ly/1JAH3gp

NASA's curiosity rover photographs a pyramid on Mars http://buff.ly/1eRVuj6

NASA's curiosity rover photographs a pyramid on Mars http://buff.ly/1eRVuj6

A giant penis is ejaculating glitter over surprised Norwegians to remind them to use condoms http://buff.ly/1QVyL6C

A giant penis is ejaculating glitter over surprised Norwegians to remind them to use condoms http://buff.ly/1QVyL6C

Therapy kangaroos have been banned as service animals in Beaver Dam, tiny horses still ok http://buff.ly/1RewYV3

Therapy kangaroos have been banned as service animals in Beaver Dam, tiny horses still ok http://buff.ly/1RewYV3

DNA tests confirm ancient skeleton known as Kennewick Man is not Patrick Stewart http://buff.ly/1BmIs7j

DNA tests confirm ancient skeleton known as Kennewick Man is not Patrick Stewart http://buff.ly/1BmIs7j

Here's a raccoon riding an alligator, because Florida http://buff.ly/1QZOQTv

Here's a raccoon riding an alligator, because Florida http://buff.ly/1QZOQTv

Woman jailed for keeping a Jennifer Lopez movie in her VHS collection http://buff.ly/1QZysCE

Woman jailed for keeping a Jennifer Lopez movie in her VHS collection http://buff.ly/1QZysCE

Three sandbar sharks are recuperating at SeaWorld after being involved in a traffic accident in Florida http://buff.ly/1JNqgGv

Three sandbar sharks are recuperating at SeaWorld after being involved in a traffic accident in Florida http://buff.ly/1JNqgGv

Man pleads guilty to assault with a tasty weapon http://buff.ly/1MwR8s7

Man pleads guilty to assault with a tasty weapon http://buff.ly/1MwR8s7

Man goes looking for curtains in Glasgow IKEA, instead he finds Jesus in the toilet http://buff.ly/1f53u01

Man goes looking for curtains in Glasgow IKEA, instead he finds Jesus in the toilet http://buff.ly/1f53u01

KFC heads to court to prove they don't breed eight-legged, six-winged 'spider chickens' http://buff.ly/1JmuzbC

KFC heads to court to prove they don't breed eight-legged, six-winged 'spider chickens' http://buff.ly/1JmuzbC

Two men arrested for ‘Manspreading' - sitting with their legs too far apart on NY subway http://buff.ly/1eIu0vY

Two men arrested for ‘Manspreading' - sitting with their legs too far apart on NY subway http://buff.ly/1eIu0vY

A pigeon has been arrested by police in India on suspicion of being a spy from Pakistan http://buff.ly/1eDuRht

A pigeon has been arrested by police in India on suspicion of being a spy from Pakistan http://buff.ly/1eDuRht

Acting a bit racist? Go for a nap, scientists say http://buff.ly/1JZfiwB

Acting a bit racist? Go for a nap, scientists say http://buff.ly/1JZfiwB

For The Queen's speech, which focused on austerity cuts to the poor, a separate horse-drawn carriage was used to transport her hat http://buff.ly/1J2EwuH

For The Queen's speech, which focused on austerity cuts to the poor, a separate horse-drawn carriage was used to transport her hat http://buff.ly/1J2EwuH

Woman wearing hat encrusted with 2,800 diamonds announces further austerity cuts for poor http://buff.ly/1AuBEnL

Woman wearing hat encrusted with 2,800 diamonds announces further austerity cuts for poor http://buff.ly/1AuBEnL

Daring seagull joins the Red Arrows fly-by, flying in perfect formation http://buff.ly/1HLKMqh

Daring seagull joins the Red Arrows fly-by, flying in perfect formation http://buff.ly/1HLKMqh

After four long years of drought California is starting to think drinking poo-water is more sounding better and better http://buff.ly/1FAs4hT

After four long years of drought California is starting to think drinking poo-water is more sounding better and better http://buff.ly/1FAs4hT

Queensland Police issue a wanted notice for Nickelback - for committing crimes against music http://buff.ly/1AoAaeF

Queensland Police issue a wanted notice for Nickelback - for committing crimes against music http://buff.ly/1AoAaeF

Lamb rescued from German brothel after drugs bust http://buff.ly/1AsP837

Lamb rescued from German brothel after drugs bust http://buff.ly/1AsP837

Actual advert from PETA.. There are no words for this kind of stupid

Actual advert from PETA.. There are no words for this kind of stupid

Russian Navy Seals twirl guns and wave flags to celebrate 70 years since defeat of Nazis [video] http://buff.ly/1dj0UCU

Russian Navy Seals twirl guns and wave flags to celebrate 70 years since defeat of Nazis [video] http://buff.ly/1dj0UCU

Internet Rule 34 — "If it exists, there is porn of it" — is proven once again with Apple iWatch erotica, seen here on an iWatch “Oh yeah!” she cried. “Give me a Stevejob.” “Deeper,” she said. “Invade me. Fuck the privacy right out of me.” http://buff.ly/1zLpRkg

Internet Rule 34 — "If it exists, there is porn of it" — is proven once again with Apple iWatch erotica, seen here on an iWatch “Oh yeah!” she cried. “Give me a Stevejob.” “Deeper,” she said. “Invade me. Fuck the privacy right out of me.” http://buff.ly/1zLpRkg

Football-mad boyfriend makes his other half pass an 'Arsenal Exam' or be dumped http://buff.ly/1bWiA6K

Football-mad boyfriend makes his other half pass an 'Arsenal Exam' or be dumped http://buff.ly/1bWiA6K

Eleven-year-old girl pulls out her own tooth with a slingshot [video]

SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/1m6su5O For most children loosing a tooth is a tedious process, spent patiently waiting for their tooth to fall out. But little Alex...
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Council loses nine-month legal battle with man who accidentally dropped orange peel

Luke Gutteridge was spotted by an overzealous enforcement officer who refused to cancel the £75 littering fine even when he binned his peel
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Man celebrates Independence Day by launching fireworks off his head - doesn't live long enough to regret it

A Maine man died over the holiday weekend when fireworks he was trying to launch off of his head exploded.
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A holy man in India claims that he has not eaten or drank anything for 75 years – confirmed by doctors

What is the longest you have gone without a piece of food or a glass of water? A holy man in India claims that he has not eaten or drank anything for 75 years! Prahlad Jani is the 83-year old man...
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Sunbathing parents-of-the-year forget their baby until she needs rescuing 1km from coast

Just don't leave your 10-month-old floating alone in the sea. Just don't.
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Lucky man gets free 'bloodied ear plug and human scab' with McDonald's fries

I'm lobin it.
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Sunburn art is a thing now.. kinda looks like a hot-cross bun though

Stop the world, we want to get off.
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The Pope plans to 'do cocaine' on his trip to South America

He's planning to chew the leaves - banned by the UN since 1961
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How to pass your driving test..

'Helps with alertness and concentration,' apparently
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Tony Perkins claims more children will be born out-of-wedlock now that homosexuals can get married.. wait, what??

Watch as FRC president Tony Perkins insists nationwide marriage equality will increase the number of out-of-wedlock births.
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Wal-Mart refused to make a cake with the confederate flag, but allowed an ISIS flag cake

"One customer sought to take advantage of an associate who did not know the flag or its meaning."
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. A look inside the strange world of cats in kimonos

In a country where pets outnumber children, animals in Japan are some of the most spoilt in the world. It's not uncommon to see owners carrying dogs like babies, pushing them in specially-made prams...
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CNN spot giant ISIS flag at London Pride, turns out to be lots of pictures of butt-plugs

No the police did not miss ISIS marching at Pride in London.
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Japan celebrates it's first ever official marriage between robots

Japanese robots Frois and Yukirin officially tied the knot in Tokyo, Saturday, at Japan's first ever robot wedding. Video ID: 20150627-103 Video on Demand: h...
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Over 500 injured in a fire at a water park.. wait, what? If only there was something they could put on the fire..

More than 500 people were injured in northern Taiwan on Saturday, after fire broke out in a recreational park. The flames are suspected to have stemmed from an unknown flammable colored powder, which...
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Donald Trump's hair gains sentience and escapes into the wild [video]

It looks cute but it's actually pretty toxic. Like Donald Trump, some might argue.
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Japanese girls are going bananas over a 'sexy' gorilla named Shabani

Women are flocking to see 'world's most handsome gorilla'
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Married woman uses ketchup to fake her own death trying to ditch lover after affair

She used tomato sauce to create a gruesome 'bloody' scene.
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Terrified kids shown horror movie Insidious 3 instead of Pixar's Inside Out in cinema mix-up

Oops
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. In 2016 Japan will finally lift its 67-year-old ban on dancing

Japan announced that its infamous “no-dancing law” will be lifted in 2016, which means next year Japanese clubbers will be free to dance all night long – something they have not been allowed to...
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Mystery as 600 dogs jump from 'haunted suicide bridge'

Experts are baffled by the bizarre phenomenon that has seen several hundred pets plunge to the floor
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Scottish Premiership side Partick Thistle has unveiled its new mascot - Lisa Simpson on Meth

Scottish Premiership side Partick Thistle unveils a dead-eyed bright yellow spiked creature on Twitter - to widespread mockery.
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Ex-wife demands half of everything, and gets what she asks for, literally

Everybody handles breakups differently, and a German man has found a hilarious (albeit demented) out-of-the-box way to express his anger with his ex-wife.
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Taking LSD for breakfast can make you better at your job, and you can ride a unicorn home from work

You just have to take slightly less than your usual dose
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Florida girl is arrested after pictures emerge of her letting the dog lick her dirty bowl

FLORIDA — A young woman is facing charges after officers uncovered multiple cellphone photos of her receiving oral sex from a pit bull, according to officials. Bradenton police said they uncovered...
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Hormel unveils breakthrough innovation in snacks - Spam in a bag?!

New snack line-up for Hormel Foods
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Internet rule #34 - if it exists, there is porn of it - is proven once again with Strokemon, Pokemon Porn

Watch the full & uncensored movie for FREE on WOODROCKET.COM Gash, Fisty, Dikachu, and Cock wander the land, from bedroom to bedroom looking for the horniest...
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Fox News thinks all pastors should be armed, cos the only thing that'll stop a bad guy with a gun is a God guy with a gun

From the June 18 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends:
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Chinese students demonstrate using mind-control to steer their enslaved cockroach army

Cockroaches fitted with brain-control devices are being steered with precision by their masters in China. A tiny-robot army or a disaster-assist team?
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Woman suspects husband is cheating and uses recording device, is shocked to hear him having sex with her Shih Tzu

Jonathan Edward Medley, 39, was taken into custody late Friday night and charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty.
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Dead man starts moving on way to the mortuary

Mr Sancomb was pronounced dead at 2.10pm at his flat - then came back to life at 3pm.
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Man dressed as Star Wars stormtrooper triggers school lockdown, despite stormtroopers never hitting anyone

LYNN — Salem, not Lynn, is typically the place where people walk around in costumes — and sometimes get into trouble.
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Follow up: Student who caused Malaysian earthquake by getting naked gets just three days in prison

Eleanor Hawkins, 23, is among a group of Western backpackers arrested after photos emerged of them allegedly stripping naked on Mount Kinabalu in Malaysia
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Mysterious mushroom cloud sparks World War III panic as 'nuclear' images are taken in Russia

The mass cloud was spotted and shot by amateur photographers - the images have gone viral online
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Scientists genetically modify female fish to produce working sperm in their own ovaries

Knocking out just a single gene in Japanese rice fish makes otherwise female fish produce sperm. Not only that, but the sperm is produced in the ovaries, and more impressive still, the sperm is perfectly...
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Man calls police after 3-hour standoff with his angry cat

STAMFORD--Maybe she was just being protective of her babies! A Stamford man called police recently after he was unable to enter his home. His cat had a baby the night before, and got extremely agre...
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From Monday, Zimbabweans can exchange bank accounts of up to 175 quadrillion (175,000,000,000,000,000) Zimbabwean dollars for five US dollars

Zimbabwe is withdrawing its local currency from circulation, formalising a multi-currency system introduced at the height of hyper-inflation.
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RIP Gandalf: Twitter mourns the death of Ian McKellen, after confusing him for Christopher Lee

Harry Potter 'fans' have taken to Twitter to mourn the death of Ian McKellen, AKA Gandalf, after confusing him for Sir Christopher Lee, who passed away on Sunday. McKellen played the Good Wizard i
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It’s the sausage/doughnut hybrid you never even knew you wanted. That’s a sausage filled with jam, and it’s called a Dausage

When a sausage has sex with a raspberry jam doughnut.
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Millions of 'exploding' yellow spiders invade Britain

The harmless spiders stand out thanks to their yellow backs and large numbers in clusters
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Malaysia blames tourists for causing earthquake with their nudity

Malaysian authorities have arrested a British woman after blaming her and a group of naked tourists for a tragic earthquake that struck the region and killed eighteen people. Locals suggested the c
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Newspaper celebrates baseball's first amphibious pitcher in 20 years

Nailed it.
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Man sues woman on TV for staring at him through his TV ‘with her big eyes’

She DOES have quite large eyes, to be fair
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Jeremy Kyle lie detector test proves that the supernatural and ghosts are real

Did the Jeremy Kyle Show just confirm the existence of the other side?!
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Toronto will soon host a disabled-access orgy for the disabled and non-disabled alike.. Entry costs $20 each - but support workers get in free

'A wheelchair can become just a big sex toy,' said Andrew Morrison-Gurza.
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Breast milk soap is a thing - just send $40 with breast milk and 5 weeks later you get to wash yourself with yourself

Not just your average bar of soap.
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Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty arrested after fighting in Times Square

The claws came out when Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty got into a fight in Times Square Thursday, police said.
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School teacher probed after telling children to take selfies with parent's sex toys as Math homework

A California math teacher told his students to take selfies with their parents' sex toys, parents say.
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The Dracula vajacial is a thing and involves getting your own blood injected into your vagina to tighten it for £800

Of course they are.
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6-hour search for swimmer involving helicopters, police and U.S Coast Guard ends with the rescue of a pink balloon

Marine units from the Milford and West Haven police, the Milford Fire Department and the U.S. Coast Guard searched for about six hours Sunday evening for a reported missing swimmer in a pink bathing cap....
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Texas woman rises from the grave after eight years and travels 150 feet up a hiking trail

A Houston man is suing the cemetery where his wife was buried eight years ago after the woman's casket rose up out of the ground during recent floods that wreaked havoc in Texas. High waters caused
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Pakistani cleric calls for the military to move against the real enemy - women who wear jeans - because they cause earthquakes

‘Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake’ Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed...
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Swordfish and fisherman kill each other in fight to the death If you live by the swordfish, you die by the swordfish

A boat captain is dead after being speared by a swordfish in Hawaii.
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Woman gets stabbed in the eye in fight over who gets the last BBQ rib

A beef over barbecue ribs led to a one woman stabbing another woman in the eye with a fork. Sabrina A. Davis, 45, was arrested Sunday night after allegedly stabbing another womanwho complained that
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Boulder cops declare ‘rock stacking’ a jailable offense

Michael Grab, a Boulder artist who goes by the name Gravity Glue, said that police threatened to ticket or jail him for creating stacked river rock sculptures that the community has been enjoying for...
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Father and son have their adoption dissolved and are now a married couple just 10 days later

Norman MacArthur, left, and Bill Novak were married on Sunday after spending more than a decade as father and son.
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Follow up: Here is the Japanese Pizza Hut Cats video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2of_VBfbN2A

Japanese Pizza Hut Cats
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Pizza Hut Japan release series of adverts for Pizza Cat! - a Pizza Hut run entirely by cats

If there are two things that go together on the Internet like cats and pizza—it's cats and friggin' pizza! The latest treat from Japan is a website announcing the grand opening of Pizza Cat!, a Pizza...
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Chinese widower trying to find money wife hid from him digs ten foot hole beneath house

The man, from Lu Tai in Henan province, said his dying wife told him she had hidden cheques worth 40,000 Yuan in their living room, but when he couldn't find them under the sofa, he began digging.
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Live anthrax was accidentally sent to labs in nine states, US health officials say

Federal health officials say they are investigating the accidental shipment of live anthrax bacteria to labs in nine states. The Centers for Disease Control ...
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Self-parking Volvo ploughs into journalists after owner neglects to pay for extra feature that detects people [video] http://buff.ly/1FZYR3o

A video showing a car attempting to park but actually plowing into journalists might have resulted from the Volvo’s owner not paying an extra fee to have the car avoid pedestrians.
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Woman arrested on bribery charges after offering to "lick policeman's anus"

The officer politely declined a rimjob.
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Researchers to give MDMA to autistic people, as a treatment for anxiety

The same 'love drug' effects prized by clubbers could help people with autism
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California might soon require all porn actors and actresses wear goggles during porn shoots

We don't know if there's such a thing as goggles porn, but if there isn't, there might be soon.
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Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist

After claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand pregnant in the afterlife and asking for its rights, a televangelist has set Turkish social media aflame
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Radio DJ beat rabbit to death with bicycle pump live on air 'to highlight animal cruelty'

The DJ later took it home and made it into a stew.
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Researchers discover beautiful island in Maldives is made almost entirely from ParrotFish poo

Lying on an idyllic island in the Maldives surrounded by crystal clear waters and palm trees might feel like you're in paradise. But whilst the waters lap the beach and you sip your piña colada, what...
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US cop tells 'speeding Germany boy' he'll get bummed in jail if he keeps speeding [video]

'I suggest you slow down and do 70 - or you will be violated.'
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Westboro Baptist Church accidentally declare their hatred of the Ivory Coast after printing Ireland's flag backwards

Uh-oh, it looks like the Westboro Baptist Church is mad at Ireland
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It's spring! Let's chase a rolling lump of cheese down a hill! [video]

COURTESY: RT's RUPTLY video agency, NO RE-UPLOAD, NO REUSE - FOR LICENSING, PLEASE, CONTACT http://ruptly.tv Thousands gathered for the annual Cheese-Rolling and Wake at Cooper's Hill in Brockworth, Gloucestershire…
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Cow Poo-powered bus breaks land speed record for poo-powered service buses

Is this bus company full of sh*t, or is this poop-powered vehicle the fastest bus around? A vehicle that runs on cow manure has set a "land speed record" for buses, the BBC reported Wedne
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Defendant enlists stuffed owl called Solomon as his attorney

Charles Abbott came to court Tuesday with a stuffed animal and placed it on the defense table in front of him. “He’s a very sensitive guy, has law degrees
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MP claims meth addict gouged out and ate own eyes while in public hospital "This is not a recreational drug."

Federal Liberal MP has related a horrific tale at a Central Coast "Ice Summit", telling the crowd that an ice addict at a Newcastle Hospital gouged out his own eyes and ate them.
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Ducks get their own paths in London

You might get told to quack off if you step into this lane by accident.
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Introducing the ‘Mewgaroo’: a cat-shaped hoodie with paw-like sleeves, and a kangaroo pouch to carry your furry little friend everywhere you go

Unihabitat, a design brand in Japan dedicated to creating clothing and home products for pets and their humans, has created what is possibly the best hoodie ever – the 'Mewgaroo.' Not only is it an...
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. KFC Japan release strange new advert featuring 'breast girl' the big-boobed chicken nugget and her husband 'thigh guy'

'Not sure if I feel hungry or horny.'
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Mysterious radio signals that baffled astronomers for 17 years discovered to be from their microwave oven

Australian scientists first detected interference in 1998, which they assumed was from lightning strikes, but earlier this year they finally found the real culprit
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Meanwhile, in China.. Man claims that his pet cat gave birth to a chihuahua

He has now accused his pet of unnatural fornication with a dog
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Annoying woman writes open letter on sick bag to another passenger's smelly feet

Lau Munyee was unable to sleep because of the smelly feet so she wrote the open letter on an airline sick bag.
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Meanwhile, in South Korea.. Teacher 'eats a hamster in front of class to show them how dear life is'

Thankfully there wasn't any homework for the kids to do.
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Man caught inspecting the exhaust of a VW Polo with his penis

There's a video for this report, it's pretty random, and we advise viewer discretion.
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CNN asks the big question - 'Star Wars' or ISIS: Which is more Islamic?

On Monday, the UK government formally announced that "Star Wars, Episode VIII," would begin shooting at Pinewood Studios.
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Man sneezes out sucker tip of toy dart after 44 years lost inside his nose

Steve Easton can finally breathe easy after sneezing fit clears sucker tip of dart, which had been lodged in his nostril since he was seven
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Florida man punches shark during attack off Cocoa Beach

A UCF student bitten several times by a shark off Cocoa Beach says he managed to escape further injury by punching the fish.
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Swedish group uses gay naked sailor to repel Russian navy

Sweden just had their biggest military mobilization in decades and voices are raised for more resources.
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Drunk man fell off a 12ft wall and slept through his entire rescue, including chopping down trees and forcing a gate

The man slept while fire crews chopped down trees and forced open a gate to reach him
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Drunk man fell off a 12ft wall and slept through his entire rescue, including chopping down trees and forcing a gate

The man slept while fire crews chopped down trees and forced open a gate to reach him
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Lost NZ woman dug a hole and drank her own breast milk to survive

A New Zealand woman who was lost overnight in a forest east of Wellington says she survived by covering herself in dirt and drinking her own breast milk.
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Lost NZ woman dug a hole and drank her own breast milk to survive

A New Zealand woman who was lost overnight in a forest east of Wellington says she survived by covering herself in dirt and drinking her own breast milk.
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Male prisoner who had regular sex in a supply closet with two female prison staff has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against them

Prison guards Jill Curry, 38, and Brett Robinson, 32, both admitted having sex with the registered sex offender and lost their jobs
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Male prisoner who had regular sex in a supply closet with two female prison staff has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against them

Prison guards Jill Curry, 38, and Brett Robinson, 32, both admitted having sex with the registered sex offender and lost their jobs
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Criminal mastermind posts video of his bank heist on Instagram, alongside a picture of the demand note he used http://buff.ly/1FeHEmr

The absolute law we learn from movies about robberies and heists is to lay low for a while in order to evade the authorities
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Criminal mastermind posts video of his bank heist on Instagram, alongside a picture of the demand note he used http://buff.ly/1FeHEmr

The absolute law we learn from movies about robberies and heists is to lay low for a while in order to evade the authorities
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Florida man arrested after he returned fake jewelry he stole, saying it was fake

A Miami man was arrested after he returned fake jewelry he stole, saying it was fake
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Florida man arrested after he returned fake jewelry he stole, saying it was fake

A Miami man was arrested after he returned fake jewelry he stole, saying it was fake
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The debate over circumcision has a new angle after a man was caught trying to smuggle heroin in his foreskin

A man allegedly has been caught smuggling heroin in his foreskin.
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The debate over circumcision has a new angle after a man was caught trying to smuggle heroin in his foreskin

A man allegedly has been caught smuggling heroin in his foreskin.
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Meet the spider mother that dissolves her own guts and vomits them up to feed her kids

A certain momma spider dissolves her own guts and vomits them up for her kids until she dies.
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Meet the spider mother that dissolves her own guts and vomits them up to feed her kids

A certain momma spider dissolves her own guts and vomits them up for her kids until she dies.
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Lucky grandmother wins free packet of cocaine in her granola bar

The snacks are supposed to be healthy.
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Lucky grandmother wins free packet of cocaine in her granola bar

The snacks are supposed to be healthy.
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Manchester finally gets the superhero it deserves

The binman, who was also wearing a black bin liner as a skirt, was seen posing like a superhero in Castleton
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Manchester finally gets the superhero it deserves

The binman, who was also wearing a black bin liner as a skirt, was seen posing like a superhero in Castleton
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US lawmakers plan to 'blow ISIS out of the water' by trolling them online with 'fancy memes'

While the US is fighting ISIS intensively on the ground, some lawmakers also want Washington to take the battle online. One even proposed using internet memes, noting that the terrorist group has successfully...
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US lawmakers plan to 'blow ISIS out of the water' by trolling them online with 'fancy memes'

While the US is fighting ISIS intensively on the ground, some lawmakers also want Washington to take the battle online. One even proposed using internet memes, noting that the terrorist group has successfully...
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Doctor cured of Ebola virus still has Eyebola

Dr. Ian Crozier, who survived an Ebola infection last fall, calls himself a poster child for “post-Ebola syndrome,” which is also being reported in West Africa.
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Doctor cured of Ebola virus still has Eyebola

Dr. Ian Crozier, who survived an Ebola infection last fall, calls himself a poster child for “post-Ebola syndrome,” which is also being reported in West Africa.
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Prayers are answered as Cameron slowly dissolves, but sadly the wrong Cameron http://buff.ly/1cgUV0v

New Tory policy - invisibility cloaks for all!
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Prayers are answered as Cameron slowly dissolves, but sadly the wrong Cameron http://buff.ly/1cgUV0v

New Tory policy - invisibility cloaks for all!
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You can sell your poo for $13,000 a year and help save lives

Everybody poops. That’s not just the name of a popular potty training book, but it’s an essential fact of life. However, most people merely flush it away without a second thought.
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You can sell your poo for $13,000 a year and help save lives

Everybody poops. That’s not just the name of a popular potty training book, but it’s an essential fact of life. However, most people merely flush it away without a second thought.
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Kevin with extra Bacon?

No jokes about overdoing the bacon please...
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Kevin with extra Bacon?

No jokes about overdoing the bacon please...
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2008 Olympic decathlon champion pulls daughter’s tooth out with javelin

Watch the resourceful video from the 2008 gold medalist.
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2008 Olympic decathlon champion pulls daughter’s tooth out with javelin

Watch the resourceful video from the 2008 gold medalist.
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Mum stops selling breast milk online after ONLY attracting the attention of fetishists

Toni Ebdon began selling the excess milk to raise some extra cash when her son was born five years.
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Mum stops selling breast milk online after ONLY attracting the attention of fetishists

Toni Ebdon began selling the excess milk to raise some extra cash when her son was born five years.
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Sexy lingerie for men is now a thing, and yes that includes bras..

When it comes to underwear, women usually have all the fun. While ladies can choose from different colours, cuts and materials, men are limited to fairly generic boxers that are, more often than n...
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Sexy lingerie for men is now a thing, and yes that includes bras..

When it comes to underwear, women usually have all the fun. While ladies can choose from different colours, cuts and materials, men are limited to fairly generic boxers that are, more often than n...
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Iran bans 'homosexual' and 'devil worshiping' hairstyles

If you have a spiky, feathered haircut, you are probably homosexual, religious hardliners warn
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Iran bans 'homosexual' and 'devil worshiping' hairstyles

If you have a spiky, feathered haircut, you are probably homosexual, religious hardliners warn
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Bristol council ridiculed for painting double yellow lines just 39in-long

Bristol City Council claim lines are there to maximise the parking capacity in the road and allow for easier access to drives
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Bristol council ridiculed for painting double yellow lines just 39in-long

Bristol City Council claim lines are there to maximise the parking capacity in the road and allow for easier access to drives
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Arizona snorkeler shocked to find underwater skeleton tea party in Colorado river

The scene is more "Weekend at Bernie's" and less Ouija board seance, but two fake skeletons relaxing in armchairs on the bed of the Colorado River ...
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Arizona snorkeler shocked to find underwater skeleton tea party in Colorado river

The scene is more "Weekend at Bernie's" and less Ouija board seance, but two fake skeletons relaxing in armchairs on the bed of the Colorado River ...
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Woman files lawsuit against all homosexuals, asks judge to rule homosexuality as a sin

An Auburn woman calling herself an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, filed a federal lawsuit Friday against all homosexuals.
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Woman files lawsuit against all homosexuals, asks judge to rule homosexuality as a sin

An Auburn woman calling herself an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, filed a federal lawsuit Friday against all homosexuals.
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'Foaming' lake in India found to be due to enormous amounts of urine in the water

The unbridled influx of the toxins into the Varthur lake has resulted in the spilling of froth from the water body on to the road.
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'Foaming' lake in India found to be due to enormous amounts of urine in the water

The unbridled influx of the toxins into the Varthur lake has resulted in the spilling of froth from the water body on to the road.
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Florida couple who had sex on a beach now have to register as sex offenders and face 15 years

The man involved in the act could also face up to 15 years in jail.
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Florida couple who had sex on a beach now have to register as sex offenders and face 15 years

The man involved in the act could also face up to 15 years in jail.
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Chinese man who collapsed after 14-day web binge begs paramedics to turn on his computer

Mr Xia, 21, told paramedics who arrived to treat him: "Leave me alone and turn on the computer for me. I want to surf the internet"
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Chinese man who collapsed after 14-day web binge begs paramedics to turn on his computer

Mr Xia, 21, told paramedics who arrived to treat him: "Leave me alone and turn on the computer for me. I want to surf the internet"
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Bodybuilder almost loses both arms after injecting oil and alcohol to look big

Father-of-one Romario Dos Santos Alves, 25, (pictured) used the potentially lethal cocktail to pump up his biceps to 25in and he now faces a catalogue of serious health issues.
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Bodybuilder almost loses both arms after injecting oil and alcohol to look big

Father-of-one Romario Dos Santos Alves, 25, (pictured) used the potentially lethal cocktail to pump up his biceps to 25in and he now faces a catalogue of serious health issues.
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Meanwhile, in China.. People are paying £26 to go in 'death simulator' where you get cremated

The creators describe it as an 'authentic experience' of being burned
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Meanwhile, in China.. People are paying £26 to go in 'death simulator' where you get cremated

The creators describe it as an 'authentic experience' of being burned
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Conspiracy theorists claim the royal baby birth 'was fake and princess was born to surrogate'

Kate just looked too good for the Russians.
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Conspiracy theorists claim the royal baby birth 'was fake and princess was born to surrogate'

Kate just looked too good for the Russians.
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Florida man high on crystal meth leaps along the tops of moving cars 'like a monkey' [video]

Powerful stimulant said to have given 25-year-old 'superhuman' strength
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Florida man high on crystal meth leaps along the tops of moving cars 'like a monkey' [video]

Powerful stimulant said to have given 25-year-old 'superhuman' strength
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Disgusting study finds some beards contain more poo than toilets

Ewwwww.
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Disgusting study finds some beards contain more poo than toilets

Ewwwww.
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High-heels for babies? It's more likely than you think

Describing the shoes, which cost around $34.99 (£22.67), Pee Wee Pumps says: 'Your little princess will be the belle of the ball with her first fashion statement in her Pee Wee Pumps crib shoes.'
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High-heels for babies? It's more likely than you think

Describing the shoes, which cost around $34.99 (£22.67), Pee Wee Pumps says: 'Your little princess will be the belle of the ball with her first fashion statement in her Pee Wee Pumps crib shoes.'
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The sex zombie apocalypse begins in the 'Village of the Damned' where residents suffer from 'uncontrollable sex cravings' after waking up from a mystery sleep illness lasting days

Men of the village are reportedly waking up for their unnaturally long slumber with excessive sex drives.
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The sex zombie apocalypse begins in the 'Village of the Damned' where residents suffer from 'uncontrollable sex cravings' after waking up from a mystery sleep illness lasting days

Men of the village are reportedly waking up for their unnaturally long slumber with excessive sex drives.
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Thief force-fed 60 bananas to make him poo after he swallowed gold necklace, owner says she'll never wear it again

Medics at the Sion Hospital in Mumbai were forced to use the unusual fruit-based method as the necklace's large pendent slowed its progress through Anil Jadahav's digestive system.
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Thief force-fed 60 bananas to make him poo after he swallowed gold necklace, owner says she'll never wear it again

Medics at the Sion Hospital in Mumbai were forced to use the unusual fruit-based method as the necklace's large pendent slowed its progress through Anil Jadahav's digestive system.
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91-year-old Canadian woman fined $148 (£100) for ‘disturbing the peace’ with her rocking chair

Neighbours also complained about the volume of her TV.
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91-year-old Canadian woman fined $148 (£100) for ‘disturbing the peace’ with her rocking chair

Neighbours also complained about the volume of her TV.
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Florida man trespasses on moored sailboat, police find him asleep with a gift bag on his head

A 30-year-old Marathon man was arrested Sunday after he entered another man's sailboat and refused to leave, Monroe County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Becky Herrin says.
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Florida man trespasses on moored sailboat, police find him asleep with a gift bag on his head

A 30-year-old Marathon man was arrested Sunday after he entered another man's sailboat and refused to leave, Monroe County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Becky Herrin says.
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School examiners in Britain debate whether Google searches should be permitted during GCSE and A-level exams

A vital skill or further dumbing down? Lola Okolosie and Chris McGovern debate whether Google searches should be permitted during GCSE and A-level exams
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School examiners in Britain debate whether Google searches should be permitted during GCSE and A-level exams

A vital skill or further dumbing down? Lola Okolosie and Chris McGovern debate whether Google searches should be permitted during GCSE and A-level exams
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Crime does pay, and it pays you a monthly cheque to stop doing it

CRIMINAL activity is often motivated by the desire for financial rewards. Recognising this, a Californian town has opted for a controversial plan to pay would-be criminals not to engage in illegal conduct.
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Crime does pay, and it pays you a monthly cheque to stop doing it

CRIMINAL activity is often motivated by the desire for financial rewards. Recognising this, a Californian town has opted for a controversial plan to pay would-be criminals not to engage in illegal conduct.
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Rugby player has bottle opener surgically implanted in place of missing teeth [video]

Is this a glimpse into the future, you ask? Well, we kind of hope not. Salta beer decided it wanted to reward athletes who 'left it all on the field' for a
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Rugby player has bottle opener surgically implanted in place of missing teeth [video]

Is this a glimpse into the future, you ask? Well, we kind of hope not. Salta beer decided it wanted to reward athletes who 'left it all on the field' for a
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Girl went to doctors with back pain, and left with two vaginas

But, she only has one kidney.
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Girl went to doctors with back pain, and left with two vaginas

But, she only has one kidney.
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Christmas comes early for British town

A town with one of the "worst" festive displays in Britain is to switch on its new tree eight months before Christmas.
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Christmas comes early for British town

A town with one of the "worst" festive displays in Britain is to switch on its new tree eight months before Christmas.
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Man pulls woman's teeth out with pliers while having sex in car, because he likes gummy women http://buff.ly/1GJ2Kqd

Philip Hansen likes 'gummy women', a court heard.
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Man pulls woman's teeth out with pliers while having sex in car, because he likes gummy women http://buff.ly/1GJ2Kqd

Philip Hansen likes 'gummy women', a court heard.
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An American vet claims he can talk to cats. Bruce the cat explains more in this video

An American vet has claimed to have decoded the language that cats use, believing that cats use more than a dozen sounds, each having its own meaning.
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An American vet claims he can talk to cats. Bruce the cat explains more in this video

An American vet has claimed to have decoded the language that cats use, believing that cats use more than a dozen sounds, each having its own meaning.
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Greek man given six-month suspended sentence despite being dead

THESSALONIKI, Greece (AP) — A Greek court has convicted a dead man of stealing electricity from a power utility, giving him a six-month suspended jail sentence. Defense lawyer Christos Bakelas told...
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Greek man given six-month suspended sentence despite being dead

THESSALONIKI, Greece (AP) — A Greek court has convicted a dead man of stealing electricity from a power utility, giving him a six-month suspended jail sentence. Defense lawyer Christos Bakelas told...
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Italy opens "Museo Della Merda" -- the museum of poop

The latest museum to dump knowledge on Italy is the Museo Della Merda, a facility dedicated to the study of human and animal feces.
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Italy opens "Museo Della Merda" -- the museum of poop

The latest museum to dump knowledge on Italy is the Museo Della Merda, a facility dedicated to the study of human and animal feces.
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Rescuers search for fisherman lost at sea who they found 4 months ago after being lost at sea

And this time, Ron Ingraham doesn't have a boat
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Rescuers search for fisherman lost at sea who they found 4 months ago after being lost at sea

And this time, Ron Ingraham doesn't have a boat
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Apparently if you want to be happy, you must be female, over 65 … and Danish?

Perspective that comes with age among the reasons why older women in Denmark have been found to be the cheeriest people in one of the happiest countries in Europe
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Apparently if you want to be happy, you must be female, over 65 … and Danish?

Perspective that comes with age among the reasons why older women in Denmark have been found to be the cheeriest people in one of the happiest countries in Europe
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Manchester court bans thief from using any coin-operated machinery for five years

Oldham local Russell Stansfield could be the only person in the country who can't legally purchase a packet of crisps if he's peckish because of the vending machine ban
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Manchester court bans thief from using any coin-operated machinery for five years

Oldham local Russell Stansfield could be the only person in the country who can't legally purchase a packet of crisps if he's peckish because of the vending machine ban
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Town square cleared and bomb squad called in to defuse unexploded pager

By: Gary SindersonBELLEFONTE, Pa. -- A strange noise from a mailbox in Bellefonte leads to a call to
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Town square cleared and bomb squad called in to defuse unexploded pager

By: Gary SindersonBELLEFONTE, Pa. -- A strange noise from a mailbox in Bellefonte leads to a call to
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Josh Duggar: "Christians who aren’t allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination"

Reality television star Josh Duggar believes Christians should enjoy a special right to discriminate against LGBT people or be made victims of discrimination themselves.
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Josh Duggar: "Christians who aren’t allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination"

Reality television star Josh Duggar believes Christians should enjoy a special right to discriminate against LGBT people or be made victims of discrimination themselves.
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Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to get pictures removed from the internet after upload by an ex

For some victims of revenge porn, copyright law has been the only way to get their naked pictures off the Internet.
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Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to get pictures removed from the internet after upload by an ex

For some victims of revenge porn, copyright law has been the only way to get their naked pictures off the Internet.
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Have lower back pain? You might be part chimp

Doctors have a difficult time telling the difference between the vertebrae of humans with lower back pain and chimpanzee vertebrae.
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Have lower back pain? You might be part chimp

Doctors have a difficult time telling the difference between the vertebrae of humans with lower back pain and chimpanzee vertebrae.
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This year's award to honour amazing women who were first in their fields goes to.. Miss Piggy

Beginning in 2012, the Brooklyn Museum’s Sackler Center First Awards were established to honor amazing women who were first in their fields. Past honorees have included such luminaries as Toni Morrison,...
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This year's award to honour amazing women who were first in their fields goes to.. Miss Piggy

Beginning in 2012, the Brooklyn Museum’s Sackler Center First Awards were established to honor amazing women who were first in their fields. Past honorees have included such luminaries as Toni Morrison,...
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100-year-old pub is renamed.. ‘We hope the Cock and Seaman will be embraced and enjoyed.’

Unsurprisingly the locals aren't too pleased.
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100-year-old pub is renamed.. ‘We hope the Cock and Seaman will be embraced and enjoyed.’

Unsurprisingly the locals aren't too pleased.
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Criminal mastermind arrested after he 'likes' his own wanted post on Facebook

Good job, Levi.
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Criminal mastermind arrested after he 'likes' his own wanted post on Facebook

Good job, Levi.
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Firefighter saves suicidal woman from 10th floor leap with dropkick to the face [video]

Tense footage of a firefighter saving a woman from dropping from a 10th floor window ledge has gone viral. Shot in Fortaleza, Brazil, it shows the woman perched on the edge, apparently preparing to jump...
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Firefighter saves suicidal woman from 10th floor leap with dropkick to the face [video]

Tense footage of a firefighter saving a woman from dropping from a 10th floor window ledge has gone viral. Shot in Fortaleza, Brazil, it shows the woman perched on the edge, apparently preparing to jump...
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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Man charged for driving without licence plates, insurance, windows, doors..

A man in his 60s is facing several charges after being pulled over while driving a van without doors, windows and licence plates.
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Man charged for driving without licence plates, insurance, windows, doors..

A man in his 60s is facing several charges after being pulled over while driving a van without doors, windows and licence plates.
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Anonymous scientist 'BioNerd' ventures into heart of Chernobyl to eat glowing radioactive apples

A 'superhero' scientist - known only as Bionerd - has gone to the heart of the disaster Chernobyl exclusion zone to measure the radiation and explore inside the abandoned nuclear reactor.
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Anonymous scientist 'BioNerd' ventures into heart of Chernobyl to eat glowing radioactive apples

A 'superhero' scientist - known only as Bionerd - has gone to the heart of the disaster Chernobyl exclusion zone to measure the radiation and explore inside the abandoned nuclear reactor.
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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"I will burn this f***ing place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?" he said of the two-way spy mirror he fitted in the women's toilet stall

Comedian Tamale Rocks made an unpleasant discovery during a performance at a bar in Illinois, US, when she discovered a two-way mirror fitted into the door of the women’s toilet.
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89-year-old lady tried to use state poverty fund to heat her house, but some people have a problem with this

The Queen asked ministers for a poverty handout to help heat her palaces but was rebuffed because they feared it would be a public relations disaster, documents disclosed under the Freedom of Information...
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89-year-old lady tried to use state poverty fund to heat her house, but some people have a problem with this

The Queen asked ministers for a poverty handout to help heat her palaces but was rebuffed because they feared it would be a public relations disaster, documents disclosed under the Freedom of Information...
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Scientists claim our entire universe could be a 2D hologram

As Keanu Reeves might put it... 'Woah'
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Scientists claim our entire universe could be a 2D hologram

As Keanu Reeves might put it... 'Woah'
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'Moronic' thief facing jail and burn treatment after trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable

A “moronic” thief is facing jail after he plunged part of Leven into darkness, sustained severe burn injuries and caused more than £60,000 worth of damage when he tried to steal a live 11,000 volt...
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'Moronic' thief facing jail and burn treatment after trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable

A “moronic” thief is facing jail after he plunged part of Leven into darkness, sustained severe burn injuries and caused more than £60,000 worth of damage when he tried to steal a live 11,000 volt...
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Foreign criminal can stay in Britain because he is an alcoholic, and would be punished for drinking in Libya

A persistent offender from Libya cannot be deported because he would face severe punishment for drinking in his homeland, immigration court rules
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Foreign criminal can stay in Britain because he is an alcoholic, and would be punished for drinking in Libya

A persistent offender from Libya cannot be deported because he would face severe punishment for drinking in his homeland, immigration court rules
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California Tuna found to have too much human in it

Two employees have been charged in the death of a worker who was cooked in an industrial oven.
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California Tuna found to have too much human in it

Two employees have been charged in the death of a worker who was cooked in an industrial oven.
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Duck call ringtone helps firefighter save six ducklings trapped in a storm drain

SLIDELL, La. (AP) — Quack! Quack! A duck call ringtone helped a Louisiana firefighter rescue six ducklings from a storm drain. Spokesman Chad Duffaut of St. Tammany Fire District #1 says even with realistic...
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Duck call ringtone helps firefighter save six ducklings trapped in a storm drain

SLIDELL, La. (AP) — Quack! Quack! A duck call ringtone helped a Louisiana firefighter rescue six ducklings from a storm drain. Spokesman Chad Duffaut of St. Tammany Fire District #1 says even with realistic...
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New pedal-powered washing machine lets you work out while you do the laundry

Students at the Dalian Nationalities University in China have designed a bike washing machine that will wash your clothes while you pedal. The invention is aptly called "Bike Washing Machine" or "BiWa,"...
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New pedal-powered washing machine lets you work out while you do the laundry

Students at the Dalian Nationalities University in China have designed a bike washing machine that will wash your clothes while you pedal. The invention is aptly called "Bike Washing Machine" or "BiWa,"...
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Mad scientist plans to heat our homes with giant space lasers

Dr Adrian Quarterman, of Dundee University, believes his mirrored satellites could make solar power feasible in Scotland - but admits you might need to be worried about who is in control.
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Mad scientist plans to heat our homes with giant space lasers

Dr Adrian Quarterman, of Dundee University, believes his mirrored satellites could make solar power feasible in Scotland - but admits you might need to be worried about who is in control.
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Canada's former defence minister accuses world leaders of concealing the presence of aliens

Paul Hellyer, who was a Canadian minister from 1963 to 1967, made the outlandish comments in a keynote speech at the Disclosure Canada Tour at the University of Calgary.
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Canada's former defence minister accuses world leaders of concealing the presence of aliens

Paul Hellyer, who was a Canadian minister from 1963 to 1967, made the outlandish comments in a keynote speech at the Disclosure Canada Tour at the University of Calgary.
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How better to remember your loved one than by stuffing their ashes in a dildo

We kid you not.
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How better to remember your loved one than by stuffing their ashes in a dildo

We kid you not.
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Druid marries dogs in Pagan 'pawfasting' ceremony at Glastonbury

TWO rescue dogs have marked their love for each other after celebrating their pawfasting in Glastonbury. Pagan, a labrador, and Anoushka, an Alaskan malamute, marked their big day surrounded by...
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Druid marries dogs in Pagan 'pawfasting' ceremony at Glastonbury

TWO rescue dogs have marked their love for each other after celebrating their pawfasting in Glastonbury. Pagan, a labrador, and Anoushka, an Alaskan malamute, marked their big day surrounded by...
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French perfume maker bottles the scent of dead loved ones

A French company has come up with a novel way to keep people close to their departed loved ones: bottling their unique scent as a perfume.
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French perfume maker bottles the scent of dead loved ones

A French company has come up with a novel way to keep people close to their departed loved ones: bottling their unique scent as a perfume.
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The world's first hologram protest was held in Spain this weekend after gatherings were banned

'With the restrictions on our freedoms of association, the last option left to us will be to protest through holograms.'
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The world's first hologram protest was held in Spain this weekend after gatherings were banned

'With the restrictions on our freedoms of association, the last option left to us will be to protest through holograms.'
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Plumber 'gives birth' to identical twin after having pains in his stomach

Gavin Hyatt keeps his brother in a jar and calls him "little Gav"
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Plumber 'gives birth' to identical twin after having pains in his stomach

Gavin Hyatt keeps his brother in a jar and calls him "little Gav"
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Passenger sues Air Canada after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP

Michael Thibodeau sued Air Canada after he was given a Sprite instead of a 7UP by an English speaking air hostess
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Passenger sues Air Canada after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP

Michael Thibodeau sued Air Canada after he was given a Sprite instead of a 7UP by an English speaking air hostess
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Kentucky police officers pull over 2-year-old boy

Welcome to Sale Avenue in Louisville, Kentucky, and the sidewalk 2-year-old Jackson Crawford is usually patrolling in his play car.
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Kentucky police officers pull over 2-year-old boy

Welcome to Sale Avenue in Louisville, Kentucky, and the sidewalk 2-year-old Jackson Crawford is usually patrolling in his play car.
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Ice hockey brawl ends with one unlucky player's glove full of his opponents poop

Earlier today, the most intriguing athlete bio in the history of athlete bios made the rounds. Zung Nguyen, a 37-year old defenseman for a Boston-area men's hockey league, became an instant legend for...
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Ice hockey brawl ends with one unlucky player's glove full of his opponents poop

Earlier today, the most intriguing athlete bio in the history of athlete bios made the rounds. Zung Nguyen, a 37-year old defenseman for a Boston-area men's hockey league, became an instant legend for...
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Manchester man born with no penis claims to have had sex with 100 women.. somehow

He kept his condition hidden from most of his lovers.
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Amazon launches a goat rental service for the home

Because goats are the new books?
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Adult play sessions launched due to public demand at Thornaby Play Factory

Thornaby Play Factory's 'grown-up' nights will include disco lights, smoke machine and music :: Alcohol may eventually be on offer
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"Evil twin" discovered in student's brain

California doctors have removed what they call an embryologic twin living deep inside the brain of a student who had health problems.
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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Students make terrifyingly realistic giant cat heads at school

These giant cat people look like something out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares), but they actually exist! This enormous, super-realistic cat-head mask was needle-felted out of sheep's wool felt...
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Brewery claims its new collagen-infused beer, Precious, will make the person drinking it look more attractive

Suntory Brewery claims its new collagen-infused beer, Precious, will make the person drinking it look more attractive. Gillian Pensavalle (@GillianWithaG) has more on this supposed magical elixir.
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Man's penis cracks and forms lumps requiring surgery after he tries enlarging it by injecting Vaseline

Just when we thought we'd heard it all, a Hungarian man injected his penis with petroleum jelly. He wanted it to appear larger. Instead, the organ became so swollen and the pain so intense that he stopped...
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Drinking milk from non-Indian cows 'could make children turn to crime'

India's middle class gated communities should keep their own cow herds with cows from India, Shankar Lal, leader of an influential Hindu nationalist group, says
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Awkward family reunion as long-lost siblings match and flirt on Tinder

A LONG-lost brother and sister have been reunited after finding each other on an app.
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Breakfast show 'This Morning' drop plans to show women getting live semen facials

That's a shame...
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Meanwhile, in China.. Man caught with an entire 1 tonne minivan strapped to his bike

Not enough preload
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Worshipers flock to Indian village to see eight-limbed baby they believe is Hindu god Ganesha

A BABY born with eight limbs has caused Hindus to flock to a sleepy Indian village in the belief he is the god Ganesha.
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Thirty-stone webcam model explains how her eight foot belly helped her find love

... and a career as a webcam model.
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Scotland wants Loch Ness Monster as national animal because unicorns aren't real

It's long been established that unicorns are mythical animals.
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Girl banned from reading on bus as it's a health and safety risk to herself and other kids

His daughter has been told that reading her book is a risk to herself and other students
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Terrified woman and her shopping 'swallowed' by London pavement

A woman is in hospital after the pavement beneath her feet opened up on a west London street. Police and ambulance services were called to the site in Fulham’s North End Road at 8.40am on Thursday....
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'Sharia compliant' sex shop to open in Mecca selling halal sex toys for Muslims

A “Sharia compliant” sex shop is reportedly set to open in Mecca selling halal products and toys.
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Man has hundreds of coins and needles removed from stomach after going to hospital in pain

A man has had hundreds of coins and needles removed from his stomach after complaining of tummy ache.
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Meanwhile, in Scotland.. Dog steals tractor and goes for joyride on busy motorway

Traffic delays occurred on a busy Scottish motorway on Wednesday morning after a tractor careened out of control as a dog took to the wheel. The bizarre incident occurred at junction 13 of the M74 near...
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There is a Church of Bacon, complete with Bacon Priest, and you can even get married there

NEWSFLASH: You can get married by a bacon priest
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Florida man high on Flakka attacks cop, claims to be Thor, has sex with tree, stabs cop with own badge

Here's a first. Kenneth Crowder, obviously a Florida Man, gets high on flakka -- the state's new it drug -- and attacks a police officer AFTER being tasered twice AFTER running around naked yelling...

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19-year-old girl bathes in pig's blood to stay looking young

A 19-year-old says she bathes in pigs' blood to keep her skin looking youthful. "Chanel, " a freelance model and actress, is one of the stars of MTV's True Life: I'm Obsessed With Staying Young. Chanel...

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Man arrested for trying to have sex with a body of water

A Filey man has been released on bail accused of attempting to have sex with the North Sea. Scarborough police arrested a Filey man, 38, on Friday under suspicion of attempting to copulate with a body...

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Teen claims Cookie Monster groped her breasts in Time Square

An NYPD spokesperson says the unidentified teen was walking with her tour group outside Toys 'R' Us when Cookie Monster

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Woman arrested for stabbing her husband because his poos smelled so bad

Emi Mamia, 29, is alleged slashed her husband's face with a knife after he went to the toilet.

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Man enlarges his penis to 3.5" x 9", weighing over 4.3kg (9.48lbs) and can no longer have sex

If you are wondering its dimensions, it is currently 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches long.

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Pokemon to blame for homosexuality, claims church

Just look at these cartoons. Absolutely nothing sexual about Pokemon.

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14 year-old boy arrested, charged with cybercrimes for changing teacher’s desktop wallpaper

Cybersecurity has become a prominent issue, with hacks and breaches plaguing corporations, governments, and individuals. But instead of blaming the cyberwar divisions of nation states or sophisticated...

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Polish prince challenges Nigel Farage to a sword duel in Hyde Park

The UKIP leader has turned down a challenge by a Polish prince to face him in a Hyde Park sword duel on a morning of Farage’s choosing.

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Australian man divorces wife over her previously deformed nipples

They were married for 36 years and had three children together.

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Toddler breaches White House security http://buff.ly/1CPS8Bb

The White House once again suffered an embarrassing security breach over the weekend when a 4-year-old toddler squeezed through the bars of the fence along the building’s north lawn and ended up on...

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While you were sleeping you missed out on a raffle to buy a date with Robert Downey Jnr

He's raised £1 million for charity by selling himself

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"Cornbread with mashed potato icing, drizzled with brown gravy and topped with fried chicken."

"Cornbread with mashed potato icing, drizzled with brown gravy and topped with fried chicken."

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Geologists baffled when fiery 'gateway to hell' appears on Chinese mountain http://buff.ly/1Dsrz9K

The small hole has been glowing bright orange due to its intense heat since it was spotted a week ago by builders and villagers in Urumqi, the capital of Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region.

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Police: Man used nunchucks in Florida road rage incident

Police said a man used nunchucks to threaten victims in a road rage incident last week in Clermont.

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Mother who gave birth to her own brother and sister

Ellen Bown has given birth to three children, but only one, Maddy, is her 'official' daughter. Ellen kindly acted as a surrogate for her own mother, Jenny, and her stepfather, Tony Dias.

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Apparently "Top Gear erotic fan fiction" is a real thing, and it's hilarious

'Aroused, he strode closer and recognised the unmistakable frame of his friend Jeremy.'

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Florida man, Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges including assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol, and having a REALLY stupid name.

A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale. Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges...

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Sharp rise in under-11s seeking NHS transgender treatment from 19 in 2009/10, to 77 in 2014/15. The referrals included 47 children aged under five and two under three years of age.

The number of children in the UK being referred to the NHS for transgender treatments has increased fourfold over the last five years, new figures indicate.

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A British surgeon has been accused of “repeatedly” punching a patient in the face in an attempt to 'fix' a fracture

A British surgeon has been accused of “repeatedly” punching a patient in the face in an attempt to fix a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard.

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Florida man high on new drug 'Flakka' runs from police and gets Impaled on fence with spike through crotch

A Florida man is lucky to be alive after impaling himself on a spiked fence after trying a new drug called "flakka." Officers standing outside the Ft. Lauder...

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Saudi Arabia invades itself, bringing freedom to lots of oil owned by a smaller state

One Saudi policeman was killed and four injured during raids on a Shia-dominated oil-rich eastern province, as the Saudi-led coalition bombardment of rebels in neighboring Yemen prompted fears of the...

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The Green Party's first political broadcast is a spoof of other party's leaders as a boy band

A party election broadcast called "Change the Tune" is spreading fast social media

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Terminally ill Russian man volunteers for first ever head transplant operation

Valery Spiridonov says he will put his trust in Dr Sergio Canavero as the computer scientist, 30, was born with muscle-wasting Werdnig-Hoffman disease and desperately wants a new body.

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TheBookOfYeezus - Kanye West replaces God in new version of The Bible, £14 on Etsy

Sure, Kanye West has a massive ego. The hip hop superstar even has a song titled "I Am a God." But even West wouldn't have thought to go this far.

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Only in Florida would you see a mountain lion catch a shark on the beach

Dramatic photograph appears to be real, experts say.

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Scientists say psychedelic drugs are "safer than riding a bike"

The therapeutic or experimental use of psychedelic drugs is safer than taking legal substances such as nicotine or alcohol, two leading members of a drug research organization have said.

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Woman earns £1000 a month by farting and eating on camera

Sarah Reign, 26, is a ‘feedee’ who guzzles down huge meals and sweet treats on camera, even smearing her stomach with butter and sticking it in her belly button

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5 year-old girl faceplants in frustration when David Cameron is confused by plot of childrens book

David Cameron failed to win over a six-year-old girl today, prompting her to do something that reflects how some of us feel about the remaining 29 days of the election campaign. Emboldened by his successful...

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Cat Petting Simulator 2014 - A text-based game where you stroke a cat while making fries

The most realistic and verismilitudinous text-based game about petting cats of all time.

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Brontosaurus comes back from the dead

Oxford University scientists have ruled that Brontosaurus is unique and should have its own genus

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Suicide note blamed loss of free buffet for life for public suicide at Las Vegas casino buffet

In an angry final message to Review-Journal, the man who shot himself at an M Resort buffet on Easter Sunday blamed his suicide on depression after he won free meals for life but was banned for harassing...

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Chav gets 2 years for attacking paramedic who interrupted his ambulance sex session

A TEENAGER repeatedly punched a paramedic after the crew caught him about to have sex with a girl in the back of an ambulance that was preparing to take a poorly 92-year-old man to hospital. The...

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'Crazed' man crashes his car, gets naked and 'rampages through Toys R Us with cricket bat'

'There are several parents having to try to explain to their kids why a naked man was chasing them with a bat.'

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Louisiana makes legal tender illegal to use in legal transactions... Wait, what? http://buff.ly/1CN5ktx

(Doug Mataconis) Louisiana businesses are suddenly discovering a new law that flew under the radar during the last legislative session: Cold hard cash. It’s good everywhere you go, right? You can...

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According to BBC news the Large 'Hardon Collider' restarts.. Ouch!

Luckily nobody noticed. Oh wait...

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Nun stabs 7-year-old boy in hand to teach him 'how Jesus suffered'

Sister Ludovita rammed a needle into the hand of seven-year-old Adam Celko

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Dominik Diamond's plans to be crucified for Channel 5 ended with him running away crying before he got near a cross

It probably seemed a good idea when he punted it to television chiefs. But faced with a cross, a set of 4in nails and a man with a hammer, Dominik Diamond's plans to be crucified during one of Easter's...

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Man pleads guilty to adding hand-made cream to co-worker's coffee because he fancied her

A Minnesota man who said he ejaculated into his co-worker's coffee because he was attracted to her pleaded guilty to lewd behavior charges on Thursday. John Robert Lind was accused of putting semen in...

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Filipino Catholics actually nailed to crosses in annual Good Friday ritual.. Chocolate eggs are probably more fun.

Filipino Catholics commemorated Jesus's crucifixion by self-flagellating and nailing a few people to the cross.

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Pastor claims this weekend's 'Blood Moon' means the end of the world is coming soon (again)

Could it be that we are a few months away from the apocalypse or something worse, like Harry Styles leaving One Direction?

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Man claims he got chlamydia from a car exhaust, and not from cheating

Woman tells Jeremy Kyle her ex's excuse for giving her an STI

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Woman forced to have 250 stitches after a water fountain ripped her vagina

The incident happened in 2009, when she was 14.

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Man dies during sex with scarecrow he dressed in lipstick, long-haired wig and strap-on

The rotting remains of Jose Alberto, whose neighbours said was a loner, were found in his home

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Meanwhile, in India.. Girl born with 'elephant trunk' is worshipped as a Hindu god

The girl was born in Uttar Pradesh, northern India

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Daughter-in-law peed in mother-in-law's tea pot every day for a year

She wasn't happy with her arranged marriage.

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Boyfriend thinks he’s getting a birthday blow job – is given a surprise bum wax instead. Ouch! With video goodness

Ouch.

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Jesus spotted on hot cross bun, just in time for Easter

We didn't read this part in the Bible.

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Amazon Dash Button: Amazon have designed convenient buttons which you plaster all over your house for reordering shopping, just like the film Idiocracy warned us. If you run out of toilet paper, just push the button and stay sat on the toilet until the next day delivery

With Amazon Dash Button, you just press, and never run out. Choose from favorite household products.

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Man dressed as 'Human Shrub' vows to protect green spaces in Colchester A mysterious eco-activist calling himself the Human Shrub has vowed to be "a thorn in the side of anyone" threatening Essex's green spaces.

A mysterious eco-activist calling himself the Human Shrub is vowing to keep a watch over Colchester's green spaces.

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Baby badgers are nursed back to life on a diet of custard creams

The badgers started off being fed milk from a bottle, like little hairy babies

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Woman fends off bra strangler with a ceramic chicken

A 61-year-old woman is bruised but still alive after she was attacked by a woman who tried to strangle her with her bra.

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Florida man broke into his ex’s home and pooped on her bed sheets, a kitchen plate, a wallet and a chest of drawers

Michael Anthony Johnson allegedly pooed on bed sheets, a kitchen plate, a wallet and a chest of drawers.

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Man killed in family burial plot by mother-in-law's toppling gravestone

The headstone topples as the 74-year-old man helps his wife tie a cross around her mother's grave for Easter.

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Student rejects the rejection letter from Duke university ‘I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal’ and told them that she will be attending the 2015 Freshmen class regardless.

'I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal.'

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Police in India enforce ban on slaughtering cows for beef with cow 'mugshots'

Police carry out unofficial cow census after Indian state outlaws their slaughter for beef.

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Woman dies after GPS tells driver to go over bridge that was demolished in 2009

Police believe the driver was concentrating on the sat-nav and ignored barricades

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Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem"

The priest claimed to be purifying the youngsters who were attending what they thought was a religious camp

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Florida house for sale advert features posing granny in every room - Grandma not included

The lady has become a hit on Twitter after her grandson posted the pics online

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Man injured by Pizza Hut croutons awarded $2,000 compensation

For obvious reasons, tort reform advocates tend to focus on high-profile cases with punitive damages in the millions of dollars, but what about civil law as experienced by your average schlimazel*? Take,...

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Weatherman realises coat hanger is still in his suit, pulls it out live on air

That moment when you're on air and suddenly realize you left the hanger in your suit....

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Funeral quickly turns into a farce when the body is left behind

Clue: it isn't the coffin, or the shovel

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New study claims eating delicious bacon may give you a longer lifespan

Finally, we're doing something right.

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Meanwhile, in China.. A man has been jailed for six years for growing a beard

The 38-year-old man and his wife were also accused of 'picking quarrels and provoking trouble' at a court in China.

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Inmate used a smuggled phone to email fake bail instructions to prison staff, who released him

An inmate who was in prison for multiple charges of fraud is apparently up to his old tricks. Posing as a senior court clerk, Neil Moore, 28, used an illicit mobile phone to email fake bail instructions...

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4 year-old girl sneaks out at 3am, and catches bus to the shops to buy a Slushie

A four-year-old girl in Philadelphia ventured out on her own in the early hours of the morning in search of a sweet drink.

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'Jesus' found after a rockslide http://buff.ly/1a6iVTx

'Jesus' found after a rockslide http://buff.ly/1a6iVTx

Groom tries to 'drown himself after seeing ugly bride for the first time' in arranged marriage

This is really something else.

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An entire neighbourhood got stoned after police burned 3.3 tonnes of seized cannabis nearby

Crystal meth and E was also destroyed.

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Father thinks he's having stroke after eating daughter's marijuana brownies

This is why you should never eat someone’s food without asking.

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Meet 80-year-old Shirley Andrews, She loves knitting, crochet, and sex. She describes herself as a super-cougar and claims to have sex with 1,000 men, and has a tattoo around one of her nipples that says ‘Gang Bang Queen’.

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12 year-old girl poisoned her mother with bleach after her iPhone was confiscated

BOULDER COUNTY, Colo. — A Colorado girl faces attempted murder charges after allegedly attempting to poison her mother with bleach twice after the woman took away her cell phone. According to KDVR-...

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Two elephants helped keep an 18-wheeler truck upright after it became stuck on the interstate

Two elephants en route to a Texas circus helped keep an 18-wheeeler upright after it became stuck in the shoulder of Interstate 49 Tuesday (March 24) morning, according to the Natchitoches Parish Sheriff's...

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Woman dies after fourth black-market bum injection. 'She got hooked on them booty shots’

Wykesha Reid 'got hooked on them booty shots,' a relative said.

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Students stunned as lecturer plays them movie of herself naked and pretending to masturbate with a Tampon [video]

Warning: Story contains graphic content. Drama students were left unable to look their lecturer in the eye after she played them a graphic video where she stimulated masturbation with a tampon, writhed...

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Man released rat to get out of paying £7.25 restaurant bill on Valentine's Day

Romantic Christopher Baker released the rat during a Valentine's Day meal.

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Student loses 90% of her skin, her finger nails, her hair and most of her sight after allergic reaction

Khaliah Shaw, 24, lost her skin, nails, hair and most of her sight, but kept her smile.

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Woman held 8 days in NYC psych ward for saying Obama followed her on Twitter — which he does

A Long Island woman was detained in a Harlem mental institution for eight days for claiming, among other things, that President Barack Obama followed her on Twitter — even though he does.

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His salted and cooked parent's remains were found packed into lunchboxes with rice

A man who killed, dismembered and cooked his parents has been jailed for life. Henry Chau Hoi-leung was found guilty of two counts of murder over the deaths of his father Chau Wing-ki, 65, and mother...

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Bank error in your favour, collect £1.25million

Kieran McKeefery resisted the temptation to spend the money.

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In addition to gold and silver, human waste also contains amounts of rare earth metals such as palladium and vanadium

US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious metals from human faeces.

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Wanted: prostitute 'tester' "Practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary"

Brothel says, 'Practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary. You should enjoy having fun with people and you should not be afraid of contact'

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. The First Kitchen restaurant in Japan is now selling KitKat sandwiches

KitKat, whipped cream and orange? That's our kind of sandwich.

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It’s raining geese in Idaho, as thousands of geese dropped dead at the same time

Thousands of geese fell from the sky in Salmon, Idaho yesterday in what may be the most terrifying type of rainstorm ever. Is the world ending? Should we take shelter underground? Should we really push...

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China completes first commercial flight powered by discarded cooking oil http://buff.ly/1AYYNJn

China’s largest private carrier Hainan Airlines has completed the country’s first commercial flight powered by biofuel – namely, discarded cooking oil collected from Chinese restaurants.

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Florida man arrested for trying to sell hog-tied live iguanas duct-taped to bike handlebars

A man in Key West is being charged with animal cruelty Tuesday, after he duct-taped three live iguanas to the handle bars of his bicycle.

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Woman posts Facebook advert for man to get her pregnant for £350

The 'winner' has to hand over all paternal rights to her

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Group of mystery poopers are carrying out 'co-ordinated attack' on swimming pools in NZ

CONSPIRACY.

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Meanwhile, in Japan.. Burger King will soon serve up a Whopper-scented perfume

But is it vegetarian?...

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If you've consented to having a vaginal piercing you will be classed as a victim of FGM by NHS

Women in Britain with genital piercings are being classed as having suffered female genital mutilation (FGM), it has emerged. The NHS compulsory reporting regulations are intended to protect women and...

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Student who posted ‘it is better to die from vodka than from boredom’ dies from vodka, but at least he wasn't bored.

He downed 25 shots of vodka in less than 60 seconds.

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Woman invents bizarre front ponytail hairdo for her workout [video]

The hair innovation all gym-going women have been waiting for.

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It's hard to terrorise people when you dress like a kebab, ISIS commander told http://buff.ly/1BwVDLN

It's hard to terrorise people when you dress like a kebab, ISIS commander told http://buff.ly/1BwVDLN

Diet drinks will make you fat

For older people, drinking sweetened fizzy drinks can have a terrifying effect on the waistline

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Fake fivers with Kim Jong-un's face are doing the rounds http://buff.ly/1O2WFcq

Fake fivers with Kim Jong-un's face are doing the rounds http://buff.ly/1O2WFcq

Florida man breaks into home, claims he co-owns it with Mariah Carey

A man was charged with burglary after police found him drinking a beer inside a Holmes Beach home he claimed to co-own with Mariah Carey.

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Candy manufacturer announces sweet taster position that will be paid in sweets

The firm behind Love Hearts, Drumsticks and Refreshers are on the hunt for a chief sweet taster. The successful candidate for the role will be over 16 and will be paid their annual salary in sweets....

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Great-grandmother celebrates 100th birthday by skydiving, and then cage diving with sharks

She'll continue the celebration by cage diving with sharks

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60 year-old Frenchman stopped at Polish border after smuggling Russian bride, 30, in suitcase

Polish border guards conducting a check in a train heading from Moscow to Nice were astonished when they opened one of the suitcases, only to find a 30-year-old Russian woman inside. The woman and her...

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Bomb squad called when man leaves suspicious metal can containing substance that blows minds

Police evacuated the Oakville Post Office and called in the bomb squad Monday after an unknown man deposited a large...

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Pastor raises the price of salvation for his followers to a $65 million private jet

Pastor Creflo Dollar has spoken to God, and God wants him to buy a $65 million private jet. His congregation, thus far, has obliged his every whim.

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Real flying cars will be in the skies by 2017, company claims

Slovak company AeroMobil has been developing a futuristic vision of real flying cars. Now, for the first time, its CEO put a proper timeline on the idea: the expensive toys are to hit the super-rich market...

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Forrest Dump: Accused killer defecates in court and smears feces on his face, says 'Life is like a box of chocolates'

Bryan Schwartz, 27, of Terrytown, New Orleans, was removed from the courtroom on Thursday after covering his face in his own waste and reportedly saying: 'Life is life a box of chocolates.'

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11-Year-old boy suspended for a year for bringing a leaf to school Difficulty: Not Marijuana http://buff.ly/1GLAuSG

11-Year-old boy suspended for a year for bringing a leaf to school Difficulty: Not Marijuana http://buff.ly/1GLAuSG

"In 2001, Mr Durst was acquitted of murder after convincing a jury that while living in Texas disguised as a mute woman, he had shot dead elderly neighbour Morris Black, dismembered his body and dumped it in Galveston Bay in an act of self-defence."

An American millionaire from a prominent New York family is arrested on suspicion of murder after seeming to admit to several killings in a recording.

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The number two - Britain's first entirely poo powered bus has started service

You get a free ride if you can resist making a joke for the entire journey.

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Man shoots his ex-girlfriend, told police his neighbor’s dog told him to do it

The man suspected of shooting his ex-girlfriend Tuesday told police his neighbor's dog told him to shoot himself in front of his ex-girlfriend. Instead, police say he ended up shooting her in the head...

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Pampered pussies can soon go to the Longcroft Luxury Cat Hotel for break from stressful humans

The Longcroft Luxury Cat Hotel in Birkdale, Southport, is due to open at the end of the month and will be offering top of the line accommodation for pampered pets.

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Man left taped to lamppost outside Dublin pub after St Patrick's Day celebrations http://buff.ly/1AM0clt

Man left taped to lamppost outside Dublin pub after St Patrick's Day celebrations http://buff.ly/1AM0clt

Breast milk facials are a real thing, and are available at a spa in Chicago

Mud, a new face-friendly spa in Chicago, is offering its sensitive-skinned patrons something unusual: breast milk facials. Shama Patel, Mud’s founder, explains: I really wanted to come up with something...

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Owners claim poodle who walks on two legs in girl's clothes 'thinks he is a human'

The poodle even wears a backpack...

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Florida woman claims she accidentally bought house because of diet pills

The diet pills may have made her do it.

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Behold, the doughnut hot dog: A glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut wrapped around a hot dog, covered in crumbled bacon and raspberry jam

With baseball season fast approaching, stadiums and teams alike are readying themselves for the coming rush of fans once April hits. And while the Phillies are doing that with spring training, the minor...

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Tiger Woods can't name his restaurant 'Tiger Woods' because Nike owns the rights to his name

Tiger Woods' latest project is a restaurant. But the man overseeing it says the place won't be named after the celebrity golfer.

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April Fools Day in Plymouth to be moved to April 2 because of eclipse

April Fool's Day is to be moved to April 2 this year because of the effect of the solar eclipse. The astronomical impact of the alignment of the sun and moon over Plymouth on March 20 will mean the...

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Skier hit by a plane on piste in French Alps

A skier was struck by a plane on a ski slope in the French Alps on Thursday and remarkably lived to tell the tale. Officials say a catastrophe was only narrowly avoided after the plane just missed a group...

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TIME magazine cover accidentally(?) gives Hillary Clinton horns http://buff.ly/18rxi3p

TIME magazine cover accidentally(?) gives Hillary Clinton horns http://buff.ly/18rxi3p

Pilot 'draws' big penis in air over Florida using GPS flight data

The pilot of a private plane may have created the lewdest image ever using GPS flight data - creating a childish outline during a two-hour flight south-west of Orlando.

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Passengers stranded for 15 hours after 'smelly poo' forces flight to return to Heathrow

A British Airways flight was forced to turn back to Heathrow leaving passengers stranded for 15 hours - because someone did "a smelly poo in the toilet".

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A Red Nose Day fundraiser was told it was no laughing matter after his soldier costume prompted an armed police manhunt across Norwich yesterday

A Red Nose Day fundraiser was told it was no laughing matter after his soldier costume prompted a police manhunt across Norwich yesterday.

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Woman, 29, posts advert for man to impregnate her after her mother nags her to have baby

'I'd love to help her, but her mother seems a bit of a nightmare.'

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