Tattoo poo

Today's WTF ..  When Rosie Brovent of Dayton, Ohio, went to get a tattoo from her ex-boyfriend Ryan Fitzgerald, she wanted a scene from Narnia, but what she ended up with was a giant full back tattoo of a steaming pile of shit ..



http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/13404254523/ohio-tattoo-artist-sued-after-he-inks-a-giant-turd-onto

I moo ..

Today's WTF .. Lovestruck farmers Michael Hanson and Hayley Morgan said 'I moo' during a cow-themed wedding. After meeting at a young farmers’ event, the couple wanted to tie the knot in a way that celebrated their country lives .. :)





http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/882791-i-moo-farmer-couple-marry-in-cow-themed-wedding

Inside job

Today's WTF .. Thieves broke INTO a prison to steal cigarettes worth £8,000, climbing a fence and evading officers to swipe the cases of tobacco from a workshop in the jail, near Preston..

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/882430-thieves-break-into-prison-to-steal-cigarettes-worth-8k

The £200,000 lab-grown burger

Today's WTF ..  A vascular biologist said he'll grow 3,000 thin strips of meat in a petri dish, then pack them together with some lab-grown fat. But because 'cultured meat' contains no blood, the flesh will be pale, like a scallop. The finished product is likely to cost at least £200,000.
'Cultured meat' begins with stem cells harvested from slaughterhouse leftovers..

£200,000 for meat grown from Slaughterhouse leftovers? Um, that poo meat is sounding better every day!


http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16110836

The dark side

Today's WTF ..  Welcoming the local authorities' move to the dark side, Darth Vader has asked for a land plot in the Ukrainian Black Sea port of Odessa to park his space ship..






http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/18/uk-ukraine-darthvader-idUSLNE7AH01220111118

Everything butt the kitchen sink

Today's WTF ..  A transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue..





http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TshmjrKa8qp

Mmmm... Bacon...

Today's WTF ..  You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover". Now you really can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil..

http://www.baconlube.com/

Going loco

Today's WTF ..  Police carry out surprise search of an Acapulco prison and find peacocks, marijuana, knives and 19 prostitutes ..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/08/mexican-jail-acapulco-raid-peacocks

Weekend at Bernies

Today's WTF ..  A man accused of driving around Denver with a dead friend, running up a bar tab and withdrawing money from the friend's credit card at a strip club ATM has pleaded not guilty..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/18/dead-friend-barhopping-su_0_n_1101146.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird+News

Rump Fillets

Today's WTF ..  Get a much rounder, more pert, sticky-out bottom with a pair of Magic Sticky Bum Booster Pads. Just stick them inside your pants to instantly change the shape of your bum! Whether you are just wanting to fill out your jeans a bit better, or you are wanting to go all J-Lo and get a gorgeous bubble butt, these Magic Sticky Bum Booster Pads will help you achieve a more curvy shape



http://www.themagicknickershop.co.uk/site/1642934/product/Bum-Booster-Pads

Amore

Today's WTF ..  Italy's former prime minister and cruise-ship crooner, Silvio Berlusconi, has released an album of love songs..

I have a scary image of an ex-leaders band forming with Tony Blair on the guitar, and of course Bill Clinton on the Sax... :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/8896865/Silvio-Berlusconi-bids-farewell-with-album-of-love-songs.html

Drained

Today's WTF ..  A woman was forced to call 999 from her mobile phone after falling 20ft into a sewer because metal thieves had stolen a drain cover.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8893985/Woman-falls-down-sewer-after-thieves-steal-drain-cover.html

Scary Salad Woman

Today's WTF .. A woman attacked her 80 year old father with a large kitchen knife for not sharing the potato salad ..



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/31/karen-henry-arrested-potato-salad_n_1067172.html?ref=weird-news

Strange faces

Today's WTF .. Doctors who took an ultrasound of a man's testicles to find out what was causing him pain were astounded to find a gaping face staring back at them..


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8860498/Face-discovered-in-testicular-tumour.html